Category: Humor
Things you don't want to hear in the Operating Room: 1. "My wife made this incredible cabbage and baked bean casserole last night." 2. "Doctor, why is there an "X" on the patient's other leg?" 3. "Nurse, would you bring...
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 8:08 PM • 3 Comments •
Category: Commentary
How long, O Lord, must I pontificate about the dangers of obesity until the nation repents its evil ways?
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:10 PM • 9 Comments •
Category: Commentary
We, just like the patients sitting before us, want more time out of this life on Earth. Our interests are aligned - it is now up to both of us to make something good happen.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 1:33 PM • 3 Comments •
Category: Commentary
This is like reminding the nation that the average survival of patients who refuse to ingest solid and liquid refreshments is only three days.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 9:35 PM • 3 Comments •
Category: Commentary
Egad! Are they prepared to deal with the outrage we members of Chocolate Forever are about to unleash on the scientific community?
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 12:14 PM • 5 Comments •
Category: Literary
There's nothing like falling in love and then dying of consumption to inspire one to write sublimely, if not in a hurry.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:37 AM • •
Category: Humor
Today, however, unless I was ready to squeeze through the laboratory window, which might have created a stir from the pedestrians below, I was trapped.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:00 AM • 1 Comments •
Category: Commentary
I just heard the news that Elizabeth Edwards has been diagnosed with a recurrence of her breast cancer and wanted to let ScienceBlogs readers know what information we medical oncologists look for in this situation.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:14 PM • 21 Comments • 1 TrackBacks
Category: Humor
I looked forward to this luncheon with the same amount of zeal Richard III would have if invited to a picnic on Bosworth Field.
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:00 AM • 1 Comments •
Category: Commentary
Oh, the agony of having to go on Spring Break (with the family, of course).
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Posted by Craig Hildreth at 10:00 PM • 1 Comments •