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"Courage and cheerfulness will not only carry you over the rough places in life, but will enable you to bring comfort and help to the weak-hearted and will console you in the sad hours." -Sir William Osler
My archives are located at Archives of the Cheerful Oncologist, Volume 2
Category: Humor
Go ahead and give me the list and I'll confess as to whether or not I fell for these myths; if fact, how do I know that I'm not in the right? Aren't doctors known for their stubbornness?
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 11:04 AM • 2 Comments •
Category: Humor
The playground ditty "Ring Around the Rosies" is thought to have referred to what epidemic?
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 5:39 PM • 2 Comments •
Category: Humor
What better way to promote our citizen's intelligence than to give everybody an "A," right?
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 10:38 AM • 2 Comments •
Category: Humor
To the amazement of the scientific community, the study revealed that carbon dioxide emissions were one third lower during the time period the students spent taking the test.
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 9:25 AM • 3 Comments •
Category: Humor
Here's a little post-Thanksgiving quiz for the gang to take - try guessing the correct answers regarding this research study from the University of California, San Diego. I'll even make this multiple choice... "Previous studies have suggested that _____________ increases...
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 7:12 PM • 1 Comments •
Category: Humor
Things Overheard in a Plastic Surgeon's Office: 1. "Doc, can you at least bring me down to an A-cup?" 2. "Yes, I'm pleased, but why does my husband keep asking me if I'm ready for my close-up?" 3. "I'm afraid...
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Category: Humor
Des Moines, Iowa, 1961 - Martin Polzhappel, a 25 year-old carpenter, visits his family doctor for yet another bronchial infection. Instead of giving him the usual intramuscular injection of lincomycin, today the doctor decides to try a new oral antibiotic...
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 1:29 PM • 2 Comments •
Category: Humor
Usually autopsists are more precoccupied with such tasks as shoveling the brains into a plastic bag or playing kick-the-can with the detached leg.
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 1:29 PM • 5 Comments •
Category: Humor
6. "She said she was still constipated so I gave her an extra dose."
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 6:15 AM • 2 Comments •
Category: Humor
Wee-Dram-Upon-the-Rocks, Scotland, 1768 - Dr. Fergus McGregor, a well-known general practitioner from Edinburgh, has moved to this charming village in the Highlands in order to escape the overwrought lifestyle of the city. He announced his decision to his wife on...
Posted by Craig Hildreth at 8:26 PM • 1 Comments •
