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The Cheerful Oncologist

"Courage and cheerfulness will not only carry you over the rough places in life, but will enable you to bring comfort and help to the weak-hearted and will console you in the sad hours." -Sir William Osler

Psychobabble:

2008 Resolution No. 3: Uphold Magnanimity

I will not lose my temper when the restaurant hostess miscalculates my wait for a table by a factor of seven.

2008 Resolution No. 2: Quit Prostituting My Taste Buds

I will not drink sugary sodas, no matter how many advertisements I see suggesting that I am a geek and a loser for avoiding them.

2008 Resolution No. 1: Raise My Prices

I will not sell my self-composure to obnoxious drivers in exchange for a moment of Up-Yours-Charlie pissy rage.

Eight Ways to Cope with a Malpractice Lawsuit

I've read depositions where the second question asked of the witness (after "state your name") was "What is your Social Security number?" and the witness blew his top.

Words of Wisdom, Chapter One

She asked me, "If my cancer begins to grow again will I have to go back on chemo?"

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