What a tasteless and offensive question, you think. Let me correct that misunderstanding. Don’t look upon arseholes as second-class organs. If you did not have one, you’ll be full of shit. If gods don’t have the hole, boy, then they surely have accumulated all the crap since the beginning of time. If they do have the hole, well, then they are no different from us, are they?
Whenever gods take form, we don’t consider it necessary to discuss their bowel movement and certainly won’t depict them wearing their arseholes proudly. Why? It’s unimportant, you say, there are more pressing matters for god and us. Hold on there. It is quite important for me to know if gods are full of shit. Besides, wouldn’t god like the followers to be honest and sincere? When they let him have arms, legs, eyes and ears, why not the arsehole? Why the dishonesty? Why the selective look at reality?
Whatever god is, it is the first alien we seem to have invented, thoroughly limited by our imagination. And since the original idea was so hideous, we’ve covered it up with a lot of glitter.
You are a Pagan, someone yells. I hear you. Yes, I am, and more.
Ramya, my wife, says I assumed that gods eat when I said they stock up on eternal crap. Since, we are all assuming things here, I say let’s assume gods eat, a lot (there’s scripture to back me up here). It’s therapeutic for me to know that gods are full of crap.