You see, some
comedian creationist cult leader put out a new book, and the reviews on Amazon are a real hoot. From one review:
My only disappointment with the proofs provided in this book is that my favorite, Eve, isn’t listed among them. Evolution could have made her look like anything at all–like Rush Limbaugh, a big hairy wookie, or a naked mole rat for example. There’s no way Adam would have tapped that. Instead, God chose to fashion one of Adam’s ribs into something soft, curvy, beautiful, and desirable (Yes, he did make that little sailor in the boat impossible to find, but that’s only because you’re not supposed to touch it).
Sometimes I think that the only response to the anti-science, misogynistic, anti-semitic, virulently anti-gay rhetoric of these creation cults is a good laugh at their expense.