As the term of President B. Hussein Obama begins its transformation of American democracy into a socialist state, one guy saw early indications of his minority-led red revolution.
“He spent his childhood in a Mohammadean country,” the guy said, “they could easily have started his indoctrination at that time.”
Citing no sources, but using flawless reasoning, the guy reported that the clues are everywhere.
“Do you see how he can’t go anywhere without a teleprompter? What better way to feed him the party line? This way, his handlers can feed him lines in real time, and they can be safely tucked away in some mountain hideout, eating goat—or worse.”
Obama’s Politburo was asked to comment, and replied with a frighteningly socialist suggestion: “We will make sure that this guy and every American receives a tin-foil hat, according to his need.”
As further proof of his role as a plant programmed to bring down American democracy, the guy pointed to Obama’s appointment of former opponent and man-hating bitch, Hillary Clinton, as Secretary of State.
“This girl can’t even keep her own husband in line. How’s she supposed to take care of all those crazy Arabs over in Iran? If Hussein Obama actually wanted us to dominate our enemies, he would have given the job to a real man, like Chuck Norris.” After mentioning Mr. Norris, the guy fell temporarily silent, and moved his cap to cover the front of his jeans.
“You just wait,” the guy said when he recovered, “soon enough, you’ll see re-education camps opening in the inner cities all over America. God-fearing Americans who refuse to submit to income redistribution will be forced to live in ‘housing projects’ in the worst neighborhoods, living off government cheese and welfare, sapping the masculinity from their very souls.”
The guy appeared to have much more to say, but broke off the interview abruptly when his mother called him into the house for dinner.