As the term of President B. Hussein Obama begins its transformation of American democracy into a socialist state, one guy saw early indications of his minority-led red revolution.
"He spent his childhood in a Mohammadean country," the guy said, "they could easily have started his indoctrination at that time."
Citing no sources, but using flawless reasoning, the guy reported that the clues are everywhere.
"Do you see how he can't go anywhere without a teleprompter? What better way to feed him the party line? This way, his handlers can feed him lines in real time, and they can be safely tucked away in some mountain hideout, eating goat---or worse."
Obama's Politburo was asked to comment, and replied with a frighteningly socialist suggestion: "We will make sure that this guy and every American receives a tin-foil hat, according to his need."
As further proof of his role as a plant programmed to bring down American democracy, the guy pointed to Obama's appointment of former opponent and man-hating bitch, Hillary Clinton, as Secretary of State.
"This girl can't even keep her own husband in line. How's she supposed to take care of all those crazy Arabs over in Iran? If Hussein Obama actually wanted us to dominate our enemies, he would have given the job to a real man, like Chuck Norris." After mentioning Mr. Norris, the guy fell temporarily silent, and moved his cap to cover the front of his jeans.
"You just wait," the guy said when he recovered, "soon enough, you'll see re-education camps opening in the inner cities all over America. God-fearing Americans who refuse to submit to income redistribution will be forced to live in 'housing projects' in the worst neighborhoods, living off government cheese and welfare, sapping the masculinity from their very souls."
The guy appeared to have much more to say, but broke off the interview abruptly when his mother called him into the house for dinner.
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What's wrong with eating goat?
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Hillary is a 'castrating bitch' AND can't keep husband in line?
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Dude, you been doin' talk radio again?
What part of socialism involves seizing the assets of the proletariat and giving them to the wealthy?
What part of socialism involves seizing the assets of the proletariat and giving them to the wealthy?
Er. http://english.pravda.ru/world/americas/20-01-2009/106979-barack_obama-0
"Obama became the president because one needed a scapegoat during hard times of the crisis and the new economic model, which the crisis may eventually trigger. ... If Obama does not manage to extricate the nation from the crisis in two or three years, the Reps will unveil their real candidate, and Obamaâs presidency will finish earlier than expected."
I faintly remember the movie The Manchurian Candidate; it was about a Prisoner of War that gets indoctrinated while in captivity, then after his release seeks office and get elected President.
Which presidential candidate was a longtime prisoner of war in a communist country ?
Doesn't that makes him a far better "Manchurian Candidate" ?
"... begins it's transformation ..."
That should be "its", not "it's".
Intellectuals will also be sent to camps. Your bus will be arriving soon.
"Your bus will be arriving soon."
Its you're.
So will you'res...
I, for one, would enjoy some goat. Maybe I can have some, on the bus.
Wait, this guy goes outside? I thought he was chained to his keyboard. I mean, I've run into him on blogs, Facebook, newspaper sites, fora....
Maybe I need to go outside.
God willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids.
"We will make sure that this guy and every American receives a tin-foil hat, according to his need."
ROFLMAO
A black Democrat with a funny name gets into office and the the wingnuts lose their minds. Obama has become the Rorschach of everything they fear.
In their mind he is a Socialist, Communist, gun grabbing, liberal, Muslim, tax raiser, rights eliminator, big government creator, re-education/internment camp builder, load the people into boxcars, pro-abortion, cut defense, surrender to the Taliban, give the SW to Mexico, bend over for China, stab Israel in the back, let Iran have the bomb, eliminate capitalism, effeminate, pointy-headed, book smart, tofo eating, plays with dolls, make the working man slave to the welfare queens, rich hating, Christian persecuting, won't let me drive my Hummer, tree hugging, liar. But mostly they are afraid he is right.
OT but on metatopic - Dinosaur has a tip on how to make CPR more (or is it less) effective.
You are all really clueless, aren't you? I actually feel bad for all of you, when things start to happen, you won't know what to do. It's sad