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The Armageddon Flowchart

It’s all here at, by Ben Croshaw. I take it he likes Yahtzee.

Some ways down the flowchart, we encounter this:

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Then lots more portending…

Early on we find that “Antichrist is Bert from Sesame Street.” There’s also a Giant Meteor involved. Halfway down the flowchart “Bruce Willis Spontaneously Combusts.” A bit later, “Famine calls Pestilence a ‘pasty little queen’ in newspaper interview.” Then there’s Yahtzee, and Tony Blair, and the Black Guy from Dawn of the Dead, but after that it starts to get somewhat ridiculous.

*Muffin Pan Man does it again, providing ye olde link. (Why doesn’t he post these too?)


  1. #1 fltnsplr
    San Diego, CA
    November 4, 2012

    “…after that it starts to get somewhat ridiculous”?

    Wasn’t that the idea from the beginning? I think it’s called satire…

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