So sue us. 18 months of blogging and one unbearably lowbrow entry. But my hand was forced -- not just because I laughed, but because the arrest was in my childhood hometown. Click below the fold for a screenshot of the headline.

Sigh.
With all due apologies to regular readers. That means you, Mercury.
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Comments
Hiding crack in his buttocks? Neat trick... I guess they must be removable or something.
Posted by: Dunc | February 8, 2008 10:11 AM
It must be quite spacious in there to hide 15 bags. Pity the person who had to remove them ....
Posted by: Michele | February 8, 2008 2:57 PM
I'm speechless. My lurking here has always been rather Statler & Waldorf-esque, but this changes everything. I mean: I had no idea you were from Hagerstown.
Posted by: HgMan | February 8, 2008 9:57 PM
I5 BAGS IN HIS REAR??? SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL BEST..
YOU SHOULD ONLY FIND ONE CRACK IN YOUR REAR AND IT'S NOT DRUGS..THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS TELLING ME THEY HAVE ALREADY REMOVED THE ITEMS...
Posted by: PURPA TRADER | February 8, 2008 10:40 PM
THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2339829
Posted by: Paulo Hitachi | February 9, 2008 3:38 AM
=ROFL= =gasp= =MAO= HAAAAAAALP!!!! I'm =wheeze= hyperventilating!
Posted by: wotthe7734 | February 9, 2008 6:06 PM
Reason #17 to kick the habit: Your dealer stores your crack in his crack.
Posted by: Thomas Robey | February 11, 2008 10:52 PM