Tough Love for Fat Hamsters

With water on tap and plentiful food pellets, hamsters live seemingly carefree lives… But there is a darker side to the hamster experience: hamster obesity. The first step is admitting to yourself that your hamster is a fat-ass and should be ashamed of her appearance. The second step is purchasing this awesome Japanese hamster-wheel pedometer. Now when you get home from work and little ScrapScrap claims to have gone to the gym, you can check the pedometer and make sure she’s telling the truth.

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If you read Japanese, maybe you can figure out how to buy one here

If she’s lying, a good hamster punishment is to put them in a clear plastic hamster ball and…

…let the cat bat them around.


  1. #1 Olivia Wadsworth
    October 1, 2007

    This is incredible! Really though, is hamster obesity that big of an issue? there’s more to this product, there has to be… or not. oh the Japanese, what will they come up with next?

  2. #2 blf
    October 1, 2007

    Eliminate the middlemen! Eliminate the middlemen! Neither gimzo is necessary.

    Just put the hamster on the floor and let the cat bat it… oh, er, I see the problem now…
    Cat might choke on a fat hamster.

    …runs away.

  3. #3 Antalya Gezi Sitesi
    August 24, 2009

    I can not imagine a fat hamster.. wow they must look so cute 😉

  4. #4 gecengece
    November 8, 2009

    oh, er, I see the problem yedterday

  5. #5 Cep telefonu
    October 1, 2010

    cok Tatlı aferin sana ya : D

  6. #6 film
    October 5, 2010

    ne seker olmus o oyle

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