24×7 Hot Mussel Action

This sexy mussel is burning up the web right now. Totally free and posing just for you, watch in real-time as this flirty bivalve does its thing.

Riveting live feed courtesy of Flex Mussels restaurant on Prince Edward Island.


  1. #1 Nelson Muntz
    January 14, 2008

    Does it know any other tricks besides play-dead?

  2. #2 CR McClain
    January 14, 2008

    Reminds of a joke. How do you know when a brachiopod is dead? You don’t

  3. #3 Hypatia
    January 14, 2008

    Does it have a wishlist?

  4. #4 Andrew
    January 14, 2008

    Your credit card is required to verify your age and enrolls you for a free trial membership. Cancel within seven days for a full refund.

  5. #5 kevin z
    January 14, 2008

    Show us your visceral mass!

    Oh man, that would be sooooo hot!

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