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Any snail enthusiast knows that their favorite creatures' shells follow certain stead-fast rules: They are cone shaped, right handed, and spiral on a single axis logarithmically. Well, let me just tell you what a shock it was to the snail community when scientists recently discovered the Opisthostoma vermiculum in Malaysia. The snail version of James Dean, the Opisthostoma vermiculum's shell breaks all the rules and answers to no one. Do you think you're the boss of it? You're not.

What a Hell's Angel's shell would look like if he wore one...

Seen in the picture above the Opisthostoma vermiculum shell rotates on four different axises (I apologize if you just spit out your coffee on your computer screen). In order to do this, the snail must have twisted inside its shell as it was forming. The shell also ...

...coils, uncoils and recoils all around itself, detaching and reattaching the whole time. Needless to say, this has never been seen before.

"I thought it was one of mother nature's practical jokes," said Reuben Clements from the World Wide Fund for Nature in Selangor, Malaysia, in this article on nytimes.com. Nope, he found a bunch more of the shells in a quarry, and confirmed this is one twisted f-ing snail...literally. Unfortunately, they have yet to find a living sample, so we're just going to have to hold our breath to find out what it's looks like. In the meantime, just try to forget everything you've ever known about the geometry of snail shells.

An artist's rendition of what the actual snail probably looks like outside of its shell.