A totally normal British couple has made headlines by wearing sweaters, knitted out of the hair of their deceased pet dogs. Beth and Brian Willis have made two sweaters, one out of Kara, a Samoyed, and the other from Penny, a Swedish Lapphund.

I can’t decide which one is hotter.
Says Mrs Willis in this exclusive article in the Peabody Award winning Daily Mail, “It is not actually a hair but a wool, which is why it is so good for clothes,” and, “Apparently it is quite popular with lots of the people who breed long-haired dogs.” You know what is even more popular? Not being a total freak.