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I always thought it would be fun to make a koi pond coffee table out of a bathtub. Seal the bathtub and have a very solid glass coffee table top raised a few inches over the top of the tub. Fill the tub with gravel, plants, water, and add koi. Alternatively, have two glass coffee table tops with a gap in the middle, so you can brush crumbs off the coffee table and into the aquarium.

Posted by: bicycle Hussein paladin | June 28, 2008 8:44 PM

I feel rather sorry for a lot of those fish. Goldfish tend to be sensitive to noise (actually, most fish are) -- the ones which are subject to bangs and thumps as people put things down on top of them or what have you tend to live a lot shorter time than ones in quiet tanks. Their hearts give out.

And yes, when they are properly cared for, goldfish live quite a long time; there are two in this neighbourhood which are 40 years+ (ordinary tank-dwellers, not koi in a pond), and mine are about 10.

Posted by: Luna_the_cat | June 29, 2008 11:38 AM

Sweden just passed legislation requiring all fish tanks to have a solid back. Clear walls on all sides leads to additional stress.

Also, I'd be careful what animals we give vehicular capabilities to. I don't want to wake up one morning to find an army of mobile goldfish burning down the Stop and Shop.

Posted by: Jives | June 30, 2008 4:28 PM

I know this was all light hearted stuff but unfortunately cool looking tanks are always the cruelest as well. I got so angry watching these tanks and thinking how naive and ignorant the people who made them are. They should be made to live in similar conditions. Arrgghh. Preferable with water and no SCUBA. All i can say is GO SWEDEN!!!! Yes sorry for been a kill joy.

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Posted by: Ankara Nakliyat | July 21, 2008 10:41 AM

really cool fish tank deisghs i love the toliet fish tank and the sink one that looks pretty when you wash your hands also cool bird and fish one nice!! I always loved unique fish tanks, fish always look are gorgeous swimming in the water!!!

Posted by: christina | September 9, 2008 8:47 PM

I am amazed by these tanks! They aren't all cruel. The first one looks quite serene, like living in a molecule. The video of the multilayer fish tank is especially incredible. By the laws of physics that water should not stay up there, they must have it pressurized? I am really curious to know how it is done!

Posted by: mary | September 16, 2008 1:44 AM

Mary - the multi-level tank doesn't defy physics or need to be pressurised. Next time you're washing up, put a glass under the water. Turn it up on its end (open end downwards) and lift it out of the water, bottom first. The water will stay in the glass (until the bottom of the glass leaves the top of the water in the sink). It works up to about 10 metres - then the weight of the water becomes too much to hold it there.

Brilliant idea for a tank. Absolutely no idea how you'd clean it though.

Posted by: Mark | September 21, 2008 5:30 PM

i think that the cone shaped tank looks anazing but there is way to many fish in the tank and personaly i think that it's crulty to the fish .ps. the fish do need room to move

Posted by: jamie lyne | November 21, 2008 7:21 PM

This was cool to look at i just wonder how to oziginate the water in a few or how to remove dead fish and such.....

Posted by: Cassie | January 11, 2009 11:10 AM

wow. those tanks are.......... very cruel. how would YOU like to be those fish in that toilet, seeing that persons behind every time they went? how would YOU like to be that fish, listening to that persons music, which, by the way, could KILL THE FISH? how would YOU like to be those fish, watching that persons dirt come off of his hands as he washed them. the people who made those tanks..... are SICK. if ANYONE EVER bought those tanks, i wouldnt put fish in them, i would put water in and plants, and just use it as a decoration, not a living space for an animal. these tanks are just heartbreaking. OK, rant over.

Posted by: A Nameless Person (go on fishforums.net people!) | February 5, 2009 4:38 PM

Many of the images made me wince a little, thinking of the clanks, thumps, and whirs that the fish would be subjected to. But I'd love to have the "molecule" one in a quiet, low-traffic area. I wonder if hanging a woven straw mat behind it would count as a solid back because the fish wouldn't see anyone walking past on that side? But how would I clean it? Maybe I should settle for a few rectangular tanks side by side with siphon tubes connecting them.

Posted by: Mona Albano | March 7, 2009 3:42 PM

Wow. Ok, for those people who are freaking out about how the fish wont like to see someone's bottom while they're taking a dump, get over it. Fish have a memory of what, three seconds? Not to mention, they don't have a society where nakedness is a strange thing to view. My dog sits in the bathroom with me while I use it, not because I make him, but because he wants to. Dogs are waaaay smarter than fish, and they sure as hell don't care. Chill pills need to be issued here.

P.S. Awesome tanks, I really like the first one. Very modernized. =)

Posted by: Kali | May 15, 2009 11:40 PM

These tanks are NOT awesome, they're death traps, without exception. The way fish are treated is disgusting, if mammals were treated in the same way there would be an absolute uproar. It is completely unacceptable to treat live animals as little more than ornaments and decoration. These tanks are disgusting examples of the stupidity of the human race.

Posted by: Katie | June 21, 2009 7:52 AM

Okay - you all need to get over yourselves! The only fish tank in here that is at all 'abusive' is the CD Player. Also, yes, fish are animals, but COME ON! You can buy a goldfish for 5 cents ANYWHERE and they die in like three days. The rest of these are very cool and I really like the open bottom tank. Also, the car one is at the LONDON AQUARIUM so tell me how professionals are putting their fish in death traps? You're all a bunch of PETA kids who need some fur and a steak or two. Maybe even some sushi. I love my fish and I think these tanks are interesting and unique and interesting for their inhabitants - if they even care.

Posted by: Maddie | July 31, 2009 11:07 PM

I love it...

Posted by: LiderPaylasim | November 6, 2009 3:12 PM

Dogs are waaaay smarter than fish, and they sure as hell don't care. Chill pills need to be issued here.

Posted by: gecengece | November 8, 2009 6:56 AM

I love a lot of these, but almost all of them are over crowded (especially the cone), the CD player one made me feel sorry for the fish. I`m wondering how you clean and get dead fish out of the molecule one though...
I freakin love the fish tank/birdcage LOL
And ROFLMAO to the person worried about fish watching people take a crap!xDD My dog sits in the bathroom with my and she doesn`t care, I`m sure fish don`t care either, LOL
Also, the toilet is basically incapable of use, because if you flush the toilet, the water and fish would end up in the toilet bowl, and also, the tank part would have to have the pipe to the rest of the toilet sealed off in order for the tank to stay full.lol

Posted by: glassoniongirl | January 19, 2010 12:58 AM

Sometimes in order to lesson the anger and sadness I feel when I see things like the fish cone at the restaurant, or the cd player, I imagine really awful people being reincarnated as the creatures in those tanks. Seriously, a clear room with speakers blasting vibrations into your sensitive body, no hiding from sound or light, and every time you see that little tray slip out from underneath you know you will endure a new form of torture. Or being stuck in and endless circular/cone like glass hell(Ill definitely agree, on another post it said all of the fish only live 6 days in it!)where theres a hundred other lost souls just swimming around in a circle constantly able to see the vast openess of the room and never being able to get out, then dying.

If bad people went there Id feel half ok about it. Then again I'm not one for promoting negativity(anymore)or letting vicious cycles continue. Two wrongs don't make a right. Still sometimes when i see something I can't immediately do anything about, as far as animal cruelty, I think of that. I take action too, but it lessons the in the meantime blow for me.

I must say, i think the whole toilet comment was in regards to how disrespectful that is, rather than you focusing on the butt or poop part, though I guess you could easily argue the fish don't know they are being treated as such with nice plants and decent room, Ive seen way worse care of fish than that. My concern would be the loud flushing noise every day, all day.

As far as the coffee table, if you lived somewhere no one ever bumped the table and there were coaters to soften the blow, that probably wouldn't be so harsh for the fish...and painted one side of the table or gave them many hiding spots and rock caves to get a break...most people arent going to take those precautions though.

I like the couch one a lot but it seems awfully see through and very bright for the poor fishies.

Posted by: Tiffany Rose | February 14, 2010 4:17 AM

Hİ sir To loud for the fish. Noise in the tank is amplified considerably

Posted by: çiçek siparisi | March 26, 2010 1:28 PM

Oh my goodness!! I love these pictures!

Posted by: Jo Foster | April 30, 2010 3:56 PM

Dogs are waaaay smarter than fish, and they sure as hell don't care. Chill pills need to be issued here.

Posted by: küçük sırlar izle | July 15, 2010 12:00 PM

Ok, I feel bad for some of these guys. I mean, some of these tanks can be harmfull to fish. VERY creative, but sad. Most fish are sensitive to loud sounds, and a lot of these creative tanks use a lot of sound. Fish will live a long time if cared for properly.

Posted by: random person | July 19, 2010 1:28 PM

So Maddie, a $0.05 goldfish is not worth keeping alive. No matter how cheap it is, that goldfish still has the potential to grow 12"+ and live for decades, not three days. It's just the your horrible care that killed them. Learn about the topic before talking like a know-it-all. BTW, that car isn't a death trap, it's actually very adequate if maintained properly.

Calling caring people who are concerned for the lives of these animals PETA kids? So, when did name-calling caring individuals became manners?

Maddie, you are the kind of individuals who make this world horrible. Learn more about this topic before talking back at the people who actually know what they're doing.

Posted by: Jay | July 31, 2010 4:33 AM

Who cares I fish all the time and that kills the fish

Posted by: Joe | August 16, 2010 2:35 PM

I'm so proud of all the people who see these tanks as cruel. Maybe there is hope for us humans after all...

Posted by: Zayıflama Lida Fx15 ve Biber Hapı Zlfvbh | August 27, 2010 2:55 AM

its really weird

Posted by: blue two | October 4, 2010 11:37 AM

Wow, have I got a lot to say.
1st off, The fish are living things, so anybody who thinks that you can just kill them for no particular reason is an ideot, an deserves to be treated as such. Just let Karma take care of them. Watch, someday they'll be the ones stuck in the fish tank.
2nd, the tank with the fish surrounding the bird tank would actually be torture to the birds, because many species of birds hunt fish, and so the birds would end up smacking into the glass repeatedly while the fishes watched and laughed at them.
And 3rd, yes, the tanks are torture, but only if you live in a house of ideots who actually use those things for everyday use. If it were me, I'd just stick all of the tanks in an an unused room so that I could look at the fishes swim instead of actualy using the furniture.

Posted by: Beatman | October 22, 2010 5:58 PM

They should be made to live in similar conditions. Arrgghh. Preferable with water and no SCUBA. All i can say is GO SWEDEN!!!! Yes sorry for been a kill joy

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Posted by: Carly marie Thompson | November 29, 2010 1:40 PM

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* Mac aquarium - Requires more expensive fish costing double what they should, but move twice as slowly as expected while eating and pooping twice as much. The fish only come in a limited selection of solid white or black shiny, because the rainbow is already taken by the gay looking Apple logo. All Mac Aquarium owners sit around the Apple Genius bar to discuss how no one understands their world of high fashion, or what a genius Steve Jobs is for "inventing" aquarium hose that is the thinnest and lightest in existence while charging four times the price for it. Three times the price to make the hose, and an extra time just to pocket an extra hefty sum. However due to the MacAqauriums being so thin, and also glued together, the fish tend to die within 3 months unless the unit is serviced, for a premium, at a specialized apple dealership that can change the water and re-assemble the cheap plexi-glass tanks back into their uni-body aluminum frames.

And all fish come directly from Apple ONLY, and when one gets sick you must visit a certified Apple Genus center to have the Apple Scare program inform you that you are no longer covered, and your fish will die if you don't pay another huge sum. While some have complained that the Mac Aqaurium has only two kinds of fish, most users are happy with the limited selection. Another interesting aspect of the Mac Aquarium is that all the fish only have ONE fin to swim with, so they go around endlessly in circles. This prevents the fish from bumping into the highly polished plexi-glass.

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Posted by: zingwoosh | December 19, 2010 9:08 PM

Sadly most of the above images are little more than gimmicks, whereby the fish are treated as ornaments rather than living creatures.

Posted by: downlad videos | December 21, 2010 1:58 PM

Also, the one saying its torture for birds, Get a life, No LEGAL bird that you would keep in such a cage would hunt fish.

If you have a bird of prey, they would need to have an outdoor area. So when your done being a complete mental moron let me know.

Its always lulz when rednecks and PETA fight.

Posted by: i c wot u did dere | January 16, 2011 6:48 PM

PETA folks hmmm they hate on EVERYTHING that involves bad living quarters or dead animals Hunting for example you kill animals but if you dont hunt to many animals grow and they eat all their food and die. Fish in tanks they NEVER care whats around the tank they like going in and out of fake castles and shells and eating and thats pretty much it i must admit the cd player one is gonna earn a dead fish cus well noise + Fish = Death or possible the computer ones IF they dont have ALL the Wires removed Wich induces electrical shock not fun!

Posted by: ( Nothing inserted for reasons unknown) | January 22, 2011 12:08 AM

ALL OF THEM ARE HILLARIOUS ESPECIALLY THE ROBOT ONE ITS SO AWSOME

Posted by: harry | February 5, 2011 12:14 PM

ball sacks

Posted by: shanyanay | February 21, 2011 5:51 PM

cheesy balls.

Posted by: shanyanay | February 21, 2011 5:56 PM

Yani Ne desem boş adam kocaman yayın balığını yakalamış ve resmi çekmiş. Konu bu kadar anlamsız yani.

Posted by: prefabrik | February 24, 2011 11:21 AM

i htink the sink thingy is the bestone and the pod one but the bird tank one is creul shame poor birds they must feel so confused

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Posted by: bayanescort | April 9, 2011 5:30 AM

i love all of the videos!!!!!!!

Posted by: shevon | April 18, 2011 11:19 AM

Och eftersom var statsminister är en klockren dubbelgångar till unge herr Åberg började jag ana ugglor i mossen. Är det här ett steg mot en nersofftad och mer pedagogisk inriktning av alliansen inför höstens val? Enkelt och lite charmigt barnsligt liksom.

Posted by: alüminyum | July 8, 2011 5:55 PM

i love the first tank it's awesome and i know my fish would like that tank my only issue with that tank is how would you clean the bottom bowls?

Posted by: jule | July 24, 2011 6:06 PM

some of these are nice. And let me have a giggle at ppl saying we are killing the planet ... the planet will survive ... with or with out us... if we manage to kill and eradicate 90% of all life on the planet as well as our self well in about 100 million years it will all be back full of life and new animals etc ... the earth was wiped out of life almost completely numerous times in its existence ... to say we are gonna kill the planet? I believe you guys just don't see how small and insignificant we are in the universe, and that mother nature will prevail over human kind. but i still agree its no reason to put fish in a miserable situation ;)

Posted by: will | August 29, 2011 9:03 PM

mate your fish are outstanding ive neva seen a fine specimum like that before i watched all the vids
xoxo gossup fish

Posted by: cat haza | October 20, 2011 10:27 PM

hunny dem fishes are just excellentayyy! they make my day :) every morning i wake up and think to myself hey, i might go watch some fishy videos. so i do and i have a great day!

Posted by: سعودي كام | November 21, 2011 9:51 AM

the last pic looked like fish hell because the fish are so crouded and how do they get fed

Posted by: lalima | January 23, 2012 8:48 PM