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Death Panda

They just don’t write spine tinglers about killer pandas like they used to. Check out Heroic Comics #35, Facing Death in a Panda’s Mouth, in its entirety below the fold.

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Thank god they shot that panda. I thought they were goners! Via judgeabook.

Comments

  1. #1 David Schwartz
    October 14, 2008

    Oh that plucky white man. He always seems to scrape by in the end.

  2. #2 John McKay
    October 14, 2008

    And those educational parts about superstitious foreigners was an extra special bonus.

  3. #3 funder
    October 14, 2008

    Gee whiz, I wish I’d married an adventuresome New York lawyer who would drag ME to the other side of the world to kill pandas!

  4. #4 milkshake
    October 14, 2008

    They forgot to mention the panda’s blood-curdling growl when baring its fangs. “Mountains of China along the Tibet border” are much safer now.

    This reminds me a B-horror Holywood flick “Marsupials”. Its a bad way to leave this world, getting mauled to death by koalas.

  5. #5 fertanish
    October 14, 2008

    I went to the National Zoo last week and saw two pandas eating bamboo.

    All I’ll say is, if you were a bamboo stick, you wouldn’t be laughing.

  6. #6 Zelly
    October 16, 2008

    Reading the first panel, “a rare beast, a giant panda, Dean’s wife!” makes for a much more interesting story.

  7. #7 The Panda Man
    April 13, 2009

    Holy Jeez! Those folks were lucky! Pandas are killers! It was the panda or them!

  8. #8 conrad
    September 23, 2009

    that is amasing

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    July 6, 2012

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