They just don't write spine tinglers about killer pandas like they used to. Check out Heroic Comics #35, Facing Death in a Panda's Mouth, in its entirety below the fold.






Thank god they shot that panda. I thought they were goners! Via judgeabook.
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In the wild, Andrew feeds on fish, sponges, small crustaceans, nematode worms and protozoans.

Benny's diet is very specialized, consisting mainly of the interior of Ramy nuts, nectar from the Traveller's Palm tree, some fungi and insect grubs. He is also known to raid coconut plantations, and has been seen eating lychees and mangoes, which are also plantation crops.
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Category: panda
Posted on: October 14, 2008 10:58 AM, by ableiman
They just don't write spine tinglers about killer pandas like they used to. Check out Heroic Comics #35, Facing Death in a Panda's Mouth, in its entirety below the fold.






Thank god they shot that panda. I thought they were goners! Via judgeabook.
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Comments
Oh that plucky white man. He always seems to scrape by in the end.
Posted by: David Schwartz | October 14, 2008 11:41 AM
And those educational parts about superstitious foreigners was an extra special bonus.
Posted by: John McKay | October 14, 2008 12:26 PM
Gee whiz, I wish I'd married an adventuresome New York lawyer who would drag ME to the other side of the world to kill pandas!
Posted by: funder | October 14, 2008 12:33 PM
They forgot to mention the panda's blood-curdling growl when baring its fangs. "Mountains of China along the Tibet border" are much safer now.
This reminds me a B-horror Holywood flick "Marsupials". Its a bad way to leave this world, getting mauled to death by koalas.
Posted by: milkshake | October 14, 2008 6:32 PM
I went to the National Zoo last week and saw two pandas eating bamboo.
All I'll say is, if you were a bamboo stick, you wouldn't be laughing.
Posted by: fertanish | October 14, 2008 9:01 PM
Reading the first panel, "a rare beast, a giant panda, Dean's wife!" makes for a much more interesting story.
Posted by: Zelly | October 16, 2008 2:14 AM