We’re gonna need a bigger canoe…
This is not a hoax. This monstrous Chinook Salmon was found dead in a shallow stream by the California Department of Fish and Game.

Biologist Doug Killam discovered this angler’s dream during a survey of salmon that had recently spawned in Battle Creek, California. “I have counted tens of thousands of salmon during my career, and this is the biggest I have ever seen.” It better freakin’ be. The previous record holder was an 88lb-er although this beasty’s weight was not provided in DPFG’s press release.
Because Pacific Chinook salmon die after spawning, surveys counting dead carcasses are commonly used throughout the Central Valley to estimate the number of salmon spawning in each stream. These monitoring surveys provide information on the number of salmon returning to specific areas, baseline information for establishing sport and recreational fishing seasons, evaluating hatchery programs, and evaluating habitat restoration and improvement projects.
“Hopefully this fish was entirely successful in passing on its superior genetic potential,” said Killam. We here at Zooillogix have mixed feelings about gigantic, genetically superior salmon prowling shallow California streams, although swift revenge on spindly blue-blood fly fishermen could be amusing.

As a side effect of sound conservation, the salmon got giganticer…