A little background here: Japanese squid monster moisturizer tentacle woman video. Yup.


  1. #1 Ilovemyfuzzies
    January 5, 2009

    Strange. That’s all I have to say.

  2. #2 Romeo Vitelli
    January 6, 2009

    So which one of them has the fetish?

  3. #3 Jives
    January 6, 2009

    The strangest thing … this is a car commercial.

  4. #4 Zelly
    January 6, 2009

    Ah Japan, you and your tentacles. Yes.

  5. #5 Art
    January 6, 2009

    Looks to me that the plot runs something like this:
    Oh no. I am a giant octopus and I am on land and dry. Help me.

    Oh poor Mr octopus I feel your suffering.

    I will help you Mr octopus by applying this moisturizer.

    Oh yes. I am saved. — Mr Octopus has what looks to be a octopus orgasm —

    Product is displayed and announcer says something like ‘save those you care about from dryness with this stuff’.


    Perfectly understandable.

  6. #6 Benny
    January 6, 2009

    Good one, Jives.

  7. #7 juliagoolia
    January 7, 2009

    Is no place safe from SPAM?

  8. #8 Zach Miller
    January 7, 2009

    I didn’t realize Cthulhu was making commercials now.

  9. #9 Alex
    January 7, 2009

    I think that’s an athlete foot medicine

  10. #10 Ken
    February 3, 2009

    It reminds me a bit of an old “Oil of Olay” commercial here in the U.S., where an alligator stalked around the model while the announcer droned on about rough, scaly skin. I wonder which came first.

  11. #11 Squidpuppy
    February 16, 2009

    Yep. Alex is correct, that’s an ad for athlete’s foot medicine. The announcer clearly says “mizumushi”; Japanese for athlete’s foot. Oddly, the characters for that are water + bug.

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