Lobster Knife Fight

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Perhaps they are only on practice fight?

I had those on my genitals once.

Man, this is so much more surreal than even Dali would have dared go. But also, awesome!

Alternately:

'Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You Kill my father, prepare to die!'

So... was this emailed to all subscribers today or am I just special?