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Archives for August, 2009

We’ve all seen articles detailing remote controling insects via electric pulse systems on their nervous centers. A paper that we uncovered from last year (thanks NVDH), however, details the beginnings of a new kind of remote controlled moth. Hold on to your hats, because this is about to get complicated. Basically, it all started when…

Man-Bear-Pig News

We here at Zooillogix have been sitting on this story for a while. We were afraid of just how much public outrage it could generate. But since we are morally obligated to bringing our readers the most up-to-date zooillogical news, often regardless of scientific proof, we’ve decided to go ahead with it. Here it is:…

Zartsy Fartsy

Not to be outdone by Andrew’s hard hitting piece about Russian nesting doll zart (zooillogical art), I present to the world: calligraphy zart. The following are works by the French-living, Sudan-borned zartist: Hassan Musa. Thanks to the Sudan Artist Gallery for housing this stuff, as well as other not-too-shabby stuff.

Gay German Penguins Are Having a Baby…

…and American couple John and Steve, who are trying to have a baby themselves, created a truly inspiring tribute video and shared it with Zooillogix. Visit John and Steve Are Having a Baby for more info.

FYI

Who, I ask you, is the coolest human being on the planet? Well yesterday (continuing through today and possibly tomorrow) it was Beth F. for sending me this rocking shot glass from the Oakland Zoo. Awesome things in this photo include: Oakland Zoo Shot Glassitude, my thumb, waffle-weave polyester couch. Additionally, I also recently acquired…

Jackpot! Sweetest Animal Website

We here at Zooillogix do not usually promote the work of other websites unless it is to mock the “guys” over at DeepSeaNews for getting aroused by images of Alvin, the submarine. The fact is that we believe animal readership on the internet is a zero sum game, and we’re not about to lose readers…

My Little Pony

Continuing our long tradition of espousing the virtues of dwarfism and breeding animals as tiny as possible regardless of the health consequences (i.e. adorability!), we bring you a contender for world’s smallest horse. This thing should be painted pink or lavender immediately!

A) They’re English so they have a bigger vocabulary than the average Nascar obsessed “ravens”. B) They can figure out how to do this…*** ***We at Zooillogix are adamant in our belief that humans ARE in fact the only species that use tools in their environments and are not fooled by footage like this. Case…

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