We here at Zooillogix have been sitting on this story for a while. We were afraid of just how much public outrage it could generate. But since we are morally obligated to bringing our readers the most up-to-date zooillogical news, often regardless of scientific proof, we’ve decided to go ahead with it.
Here it is: The following picture is NOT actually a photo of a golden retriever-human hybrid.
That’s right. It’s a cruel hoax. I know, I know… I was entirely convinced, too. Unfortunately, it’s just a part of zartist Patricia Piccinini’s exhibition, “We Are Family.”
Our research team also found out that if the above actually did exist, and happened to have been created in Louisiana, the mad scientists behind it could have received up to 10 years hard labor. This is in accordance with the bill signed by Louisiana gov’na, Bobby Jindal, this past July. It’s the first to officially ban human-animal hybrids. I’m sure this is one of the top most concerns for Louisiana residents.
Take a look at these real hybrid animals. We’d like to know if any of our knowledable readers know more about hybrid species. Someone tell us what exactly defines a hybrid animal, so we don’t have to look it up ourselves.
The cutest, and potentially most profitable the smaller we can engineer it: A zoney!
The third Bleiman Brother.