Meth Snails Feel the Need... the Need Not to Extend Their Breathing Tubes Lest They Get Poked

Turns out casual experimention with a little meth here and there is a good thing, if you're a snail. A paper recently published in the Journal of Experimental Biology explains how snails were able to remember negative stimuli longer when under the influence of a bit of speed.

When great pond snails (Lymnaea stagnalis) venture into low oxygen water, they extend a breathing tube above the water's surface. Researchers seperated a bunch of these party snails into two groups and put one sober group in normal water and another in meth-laced water. Then when the snails went to extend their breathing tubes, the researchers poked the top of the tube, and the snail quickly retracted its molluskular snorkel. Two days later, the researchers took the same two groups of snails and returned them to their respective pools (normal water and the one with pure Monster Energy Drink) and watched the results. The snails in regular water once again extended their breathing tubes. However, the meth snails took off their shells and started grinding together on the dance floor to C&C Music Factory. Also, they didn't re-extend their breathing tubes.

snail on meth.jpgThis snail passed out in the wrong neighborhood

Researchers say this demonstrates a longer memory due to meth, but maybe it just means that when someone stabs you in the throat on meth, the sheer terror of the experience is multiplied ten fold and it leaves more of an impression on your simple three-neuron snail brain.

Thanks to Chris Cleveland of Dieselpoint Search and Navigation for bringing this to our attention.

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What I wanna know is ... how does a three-neuron brain work? How do you make decisions with just three neurons?

Great. Now we're going to have meth labs springing up in our ponds and lakes.

three-neuron snails brains work better than some people I know

My question is "why". I am sure there are plenty of humans that would volunteer for this research. That way we don't have to poke poor snails!

Ha! Nicole- great question! I could certainly round up some folks willing to be poked for meth!

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Right! Couldn't have said it better myself.

By frangipani (not verified) on 04 Jun 2010 #permalink

Researchers say this demonstrates a long module due to meth, but maybe it righteous effectuation that when someone stabs you in the throat on meth, the sheer brat of the receive is multiplied ten bend and it leaves writer of an concavity on your oversimplified three-neuron snail mentality.

Researchers say this demonstrates a long module due to meth, but maybe it righteous effectuation that when someone stabs you in the throat on meth, the sheer brat of the receive is multiplied ten bend and it leaves writer of an concavity on your oversimplified three-neuron snail mentality.

You young folks out there--take this seriously. Swimmin' in that pure water ain't gonna get you through organic chem. And you better quit poking each other while yer at it.

You young folks out there--take this seriously. Swimmin' in that pure water ain't gonna get you through organic chem. And you better quit poking each other while yer at it.

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Essential elements of the scientific laws of science, though, still remains a lot to discuss the scientific accuracy of the law.

Essential elements of the scientific laws of science, though, still remains a lot to discuss the scientific accuracy of the law. Really great topic.. Researchers say this demonstrates a long module due to meth, but maybe it righteous effectuation that when someone stabs you in the throat on methYou young folks out there--take this seriously