Dachshund Plays Fetch with Itself


Ring-tailed Lemur FTW

If you are unfamiliar with South Korea’s Everland Zoo and their ridiculously talented photographer who goes by FloridaPFE on Flickr, time to make a new friend.

Bat Loose in Congress

They’re nocturnal. They live in caves. They use ecolocution. BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

Short-Eared Elephant Shrew Does Nothing

Sure you could watch your cat sleeping or your TV while it was turned off, but we here at Zooillogix prefer to stare blankly at this shrew not moving for 1:16 minutes. Thank you Philadelphia Zoo.

Avenging Narwhal Playset

For centuries, the Narwhal was the great mystery of the sea. With the body of a whale and the horn of a Unicorn, many people believed these fascinating creatures were harmless inhabitants of the icy waters of the Arctic Ocean. Recent studies, however, have exposed the secret agenda of these mysterious mammals and the true…

Gay German Penguins Are Having a Baby…

…and American couple John and Steve, who are trying to have a baby themselves, created a truly inspiring tribute video and shared it with Zooillogix. Visit John and Steve Are Having a Baby for more info.


Who, I ask you, is the coolest human being on the planet? Well yesterday (continuing through today and possibly tomorrow) it was Beth F. for sending me this rocking shot glass from the Oakland Zoo. Awesome things in this photo include: Oakland Zoo Shot Glassitude, my thumb, waffle-weave polyester couch. Additionally, I also recently acquired…

My Little Pony

Continuing our long tradition of espousing the virtues of dwarfism and breeding animals as tiny as possible regardless of the health consequences (i.e. adorability!), we bring you a contender for world’s smallest horse. This thing should be painted pink or lavender immediately!