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cliches https://scienceblogs.com/ en Science Cliches: what are your favorites? https://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio/2007/12/05/science-cliches-what-are-your <span>Science Cliches: what are your favorites?</span> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Judging from their groans and moans, I think sometimes that it's hard for kids to grow up with two scientists as parents. Still, over the years our kids have come to accept (and ignore) that we seem to babble in some kind of strange code peppered with discussions of DNA, software, and lately something called "Next Gen."</p> <p>We'll cook dinner and start reminiscing about <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio/2007/12/physical_chemistry_in_the_kitc.php">PV=nRT</a>. </p> <p>Our youngest daughter will try to mix water and oil for brownies and one of us will contribute cheerfully: "<em>Like dissolves like</em>."</p> <p>Now that our oldest daughter is taking freshman chemistry, she gets to hear some new cliches. Every time she comes home and starts pushing electrons, my husband tells her that "<em>Eight is great</em>."</p> <p>And, of course, she already knows from her high-school biotech class, that when you're running gels, you "<em>Run to red</em>."</p> <p>What are your favorite (or least favorite) science cliches?</p> </div> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/author/sporte" lang="" about="/author/sporte" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">sporte</a></span> <span>Wed, 12/05/2007 - 10:33</span> <div class="field field--name-field-blog-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/humor" hreflang="en">humor</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/science-education" hreflang="en">Science Education</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/cliches" hreflang="en">cliches</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/science-language" hreflang="en">science language</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/science-sayings" hreflang="en">science sayings</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/humor" hreflang="en">humor</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/science-education" hreflang="en">Science Education</a></div> </div> </div> <section> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901121" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196870254"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Math, not science:</p> <p>In grad school the dreaded "this is a trivial proof left to the student/reader"</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901121&1=default&2=en&3=" token="X98lxTH8imNeB9LU1ihq33myGe5hg5cg0r6pHtYWiaM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">vhurtig (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901121">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901122" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196874921"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>"It's an empirical question." (Said when a- it <i>is</i> an empirical question, b- you don't know the answer, and c-unlike some faculty, you don't feel like just making shit up.)</p> <p>"The rat is always right." (If your experimental subjects are not behaving the way your theory predicted... your theory is the one that is wrong.)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901122&1=default&2=en&3=" token="LnKm6LkLaJARwt443QzY7VMsdu0s09Us_6yT_j04cjM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Anon (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901122">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901123" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196882856"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>One of the first sentences a friend's scientist father taught her when she was very young was, "Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny." Whenever issues involving ontogeny or phylogeny come up now, she invariably starts laughing.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901123&1=default&2=en&3=" token="_t48SHjvzmTfxLdEifxw5J7O_CZyRGBCegP5cSnjsrU"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">deang (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901123">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901124" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196882979"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Teacher: In our extensive coverage of the periodic table this week, have we discussed the semimetallic element with the symbol "B"?</p> <p>Student: Yes. Boron, ma'am, boron.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901124&1=default&2=en&3=" token="PkBaDXrRyH_CnNpq7kf4_qZjR0rBPe6wLkKIkJ5mIaw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Ex-drone (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901124">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901125" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196886888"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>...or favorite science acronyms? like OIL RIG: Oxygen is Loss, reduction is Gain</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901125&1=default&2=en&3=" token="YnHC5veEklF6jPPhlR5aI7y_OOjH8cmdta3WvIJPg2U"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.cramscience.ca" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">amy (not verified)</a> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901125">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901126" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196886967"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Oh, I had forgotten the "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" line! That sure brings back memories!</p> <p>We need some physics contributions, too. I bet everyone can finish this line: </p> <p>"What goes up, must ......"</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901126&1=default&2=en&3=" token="1TECrkjvYlsTDg-pFCuNOyAcesderscCBHzvQZbHi1Q"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Sandra Porter (not verified)</a> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901126">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901127" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196887656"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I used to use IPMAT to help students remember the stages of mitosis.</p> <p><b>I</b>nterphase<br /> <b>P</b>rophase<br /> <b>M</b>etaphase<br /> <b>A</b>naphase<br /> <b>T</b>elophase</p> <p>sure it doesn't mean anything, but it's easy to remember.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901127&1=default&2=en&3=" token="9kt5jRe_REvMyUQZi63Aa4Cc4O5NaM0a0sxlQxFmZTc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Sandra Porter (not verified)</a> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901127">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901128" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196888981"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Well, this is more from civil engineering courses, but one I heard a lot was "the solution to pollution is dilution."</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901128&1=default&2=en&3=" token="vv-erD_cqLTfdSqRMFl_JkIrgwY9ppS0qtd9nox2Cic"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.jasoncoleman.net" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jason Coleman (not verified)</a> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901128">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901129" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196890821"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Medicine has a tonne of 'em. Some examples:</p> <p>When you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras (diagnosis).<br /> If you don't put your finger in it, you'll put your foot in it (rectal exam).<br /> Internists know everything and can do nothing, surgeons know nothing and can do everything, pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it's too late!</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901129&1=default&2=en&3=" token="hfY1W7Nl7sQkCnxGftDM1p8yL5beOQUGL2JhLRZYNwM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">T. Bruce McNeely (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901129">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901130" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196894511"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Well, I've been thinking about this particular one recently, because I'm just getting over a fruit fly infestation. But I love, "Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana!" :) </p> <p>One that always helped me is something a neuro prof shared about graffiti on a bathroom wall..."While I sit here, wondering what to think about, Sodium rushes in and Potassium rushes out.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901130&1=default&2=en&3=" token="miJwwCXta3EAaT_k0g9vwSTcWOiuNIiQdWk5IJH9Afs"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jeanne Chowning (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901130">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901131" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196908963"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>"Cells that fire together wire together." (approximation of the Hebb postulate for neural plasticity)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901131&1=default&2=en&3=" token="lC66eXVmATEi28595GoYQffwV6bkn4vcoWUR0Bv53aI"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">mc (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901131">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901132" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196915321"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>One that always helped me keep straight. In radiative transfer theory "What you see comes from tau=1".</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901132&1=default&2=en&3=" token="3mHqCBHq1noOJkCgA0M0OyTjkho5dothhbWAuHGt2Z0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">csrster (not verified)</span> on 05 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901132">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901133" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196928557"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>for physics..</p> <p>"assuming a perfectly spherical frictionless mass..."</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901133&1=default&2=en&3=" token="G1RtSzfhxkZw2E4amLvJ8vTUbtWFcBRnCfhOE0rqKks"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://wikinite.blogspot.com" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">wikinite (not verified)</a> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901133">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901134" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196929244"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>More physics:</p> <p>Pumps don't suck<br /> you can't push a rope</p> <p>and there's the punchline to that physics joke, "Assuming we have a spherical cow..."</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901134&1=default&2=en&3=" token="djm9hZ8nQFoY3_McMp7EJclMgErFEl71WF-2HuWAGGk"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://home.netcom.com/~swansont" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tom (not verified)</a> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901134">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901135" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196929445"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>... and the stuff you remember right after you hit "submit"</p> <p>The laws of Thermodynamics</p> <p>0. You must play the game.<br /> 1. You can't win.<br /> 2 You can't break even.<br /> 3. You can't get out of the game.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901135&1=default&2=en&3=" token="3KkhL0wqKvKHpxo5dB3UNLjdfdgPonH54w6vIguEEgg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tom (not verified)</span> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901135">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901136" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196929875"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>From basic statistics: 'You have a bag containing three red balls and five blue balls . . .' and 'What is the probability of there being two boys and one girl?'<br /> It would be nice to think of alternatives, but unfortunately both are very useful cliches.</p> <p>From evolution 'Eohippus was the size of a fox terrier' is less useful.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901136&1=default&2=en&3=" token="WeCTuub6IcGLOD3d6yUB2wE8-nMIs-2tklYB18zBtLM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Richard Simons (not verified)</span> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901136">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901137" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196933738"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I sort of like, " 186,000 miles per second! It's not just a good idea, it's the law!"<br /> You may even try to quote it to a Police Officer who is trying to give you a speeding ticket, but I am not sure how far that will get you! LOL!</p> <p> Dave Briggs :~)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901137&1=default&2=en&3=" token="RlnqqvMGGkr7N0Z27jtbzC7X3mAomvOlZq4-EG5by6w"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.specialtimescience.org" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Dave Briggs (not verified)</a> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901137">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901138" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196951348"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>ontology recapitulates phylogeny? I'm assuming you're taking cliches that are factually inaccurate.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901138&1=default&2=en&3=" token="IjmYzzylB4Dlsx7H-qKL7PquAS-psWssc3kS2wul4Ao"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/evolgen" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">RPM (not verified)</a> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901138">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901139" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196951772"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>RPM: accurate or not, I've heard people repeat this over and over and over and over again.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901139&1=default&2=en&3=" token="hhzcQsob0pOGU70oPXA9-bxIk4MfIK10T4VkCMyMQM0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Sandra Porter (not verified)</a> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901139">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901140" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196966161"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>More math here--I love it when my professors try to say their favorite acronyms as words instead of sequences of letters, like WOLOG (without loss of generality), TFAE (the following are equivalent), and everyone's favorite, every PID is an UFD! (principal ideal domain, unique factorization domain)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901140&1=default&2=en&3=" token="WXzYd0hpC7ZigUlIy7VlWD3OPbIBsDllsw-o1EVBsxQ"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">MC112358 (not verified)</span> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901140">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901141" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1196973010"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>It is almost too demeaning to call it a cliche, but here goes...</p> <p>Nothing in biology makes sense except in light of evolution</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901141&1=default&2=en&3=" token="MzdZtv-CRuKphX3ghPWaI2Y9jO46IAuvOzqd5k3E-1c"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">guppygeek (not verified)</span> on 06 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901141">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901142" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197016190"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Xylem up, phloem down.<br /> FOIL in math</p> <p>This was a good one I learned in botany this year:<br /> CHOPKNS CaFe. Mighty Good, Not always Clean. CoMe in, CouZin MoB(y)</p> <p>To remember the essential elements in plants.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901142&1=default&2=en&3=" token="Z717mQWR9t5pml0EfVkjmjEj5t4c53fzybEP5wYaqps"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Cassidy (not verified)</span> on 07 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901142">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901143" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197113447"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ever since I learned this jingle as a tech, I've never been able to get it out of my head: "DNA makes RNA and RNA makes protein" - sung to the tune of "Mairzy doats and dozy doats".</p> <p>Also, a pneumonic for the cranial nerves: "On old Olympus' towering tops, a Finn and German vend some hops". (Olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducens, facial, auditory, glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory (sensory), hypoglossal)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901143&1=default&2=en&3=" token="BtSAqrXQiz6icr3zL4cgwRwsrVEBf0Y-V7qG4DN2H4M"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Christie Robertson (not verified)</span> on 08 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901143">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901144" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197113801"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ooooh! you evil person! Now, I'm going to hear that song all day!</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901144&1=default&2=en&3=" token="pzgsFeGioDqqm3Iw4fe-DXnFZcxPNTl4OoFC5gEC39Q"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Sandra Porter (not verified)</a> on 08 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901144">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901145" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197168895"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>paramino dimethyl benzaldehyde--sung to "the Irish Washerwoman"</p> <p>To err is human, to check is Science.</p> <p>If you cannot express it mathematically, you don't really understand it.</p> <p>Figures don't lie, but liars figure.</p> <p>To determine if someone is a chemist ask them to pronounce<br /> " UNIONIZED", to see if they are a mathematician, the same<br /> for "INVALID"</p> <p>Right hand rule, left hand fool.</p> <p>Fair, fat and forty--medicine</p> <p>If at first you don't succeed, analyse your procedure.</p> <p>Add acid to water ( except when you shouldn't)</p> <p>Never trust outliers, small data sets of uncertain distribution, or tails of distributions</p> <p>To build an oscillator, build an amplifier--it's sure to<br /> oscillate;To build an amplifier, build an oscillator--it's sure to fail to oscillate.</p> <p>How much math should a young theoretical physicist learn?<br /> Answer: More</p> <p>One theorem a year, you'r out on your ear;Two theorems a year, have no fear--tenure process</p> <p>Touch the red, you'll be dead.--high voltage</p> <p>Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Scientists are from Missouri.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901145&1=default&2=en&3=" token="VB4d6Y0h-RJclYmwVAi2Z1OBfe2e0gskBeCBbKLfSyY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">penny (not verified)</span> on 08 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901145">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901146" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197185497"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Do as you oughta, add acid to water.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901146&1=default&2=en&3=" token="CgSzv17uPDciAtZ435b5uv92RRg7xbyK3Im-3MdBVLY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://h" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">makita (not verified)</a> on 09 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901146">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901147" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197213421"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Mine's both more general, and visual:<br /> <a href="http://xkcd.com/242/">http://xkcd.com/242/</a></p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901147&1=default&2=en&3=" token="AXeXfpDHq_xpILApIWtSdzxBDemPxKlIyT4k0iq5PKw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Luna_the_cat (not verified)</span> on 09 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901147">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901148" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197236993"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>nearly all the processes of my day are seen in terms of what is the:</p> <p>"rate-limiting step"</p> <p>it's the cashier in the check-out line.<br /> it's the merge point of two highways on the drive to work.<br /> it's my thinking of a third item for this list before I click "post" on this comment.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901148&1=default&2=en&3=" token="zZRNhXiNYW9C5V2alZ_18j1LBERNKR2waTdQxRSc5eo"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://landofyajeev.blogspot.com" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">yajeev (not verified)</a> on 09 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901148">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901149" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197240232"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>yajeev: we use that one all the time, too. At home, the rate-limiting step is usually our 13 yr old daughter.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901149&1=default&2=en&3=" token="nNkRSP3wa5TnkyrBZTyNMUgMwqyqbGo-d9vQPJfNOm0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <a rel="nofollow" href="http://scienceblogs.com/digitalbio" lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Sandra Porter (not verified)</a> on 09 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901149">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901150" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1197449720"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I love pneumonics! </p> <p>This was the one I used for cranial nerves, though it appears to be out of order. Did some nomenclature change, or did I just learn them wrong?</p> <p>'Oh, oh, oh! To touch and feel slimy, grimy vomit! Ah!'<br /> (olfactory, optic, oculomotor, trochlear, trigeminal, abducens, facial, s??, glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory (sensory), hypoglossal)</p> <p>Then there are the classics for remembering taxonomic structure:</p> <p>'Kings play chess on fine green silk'<br /> (kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species) </p> <p>I'm not entirely sure, but I believe that although 'ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny' was disproved for embryology, other fields like sociology have adopted it and applied it to areas of their work. It's still one of the best 'cliches' ever!</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901150&1=default&2=en&3=" token="5GE7y8xBX6u1MLS9zDhlG-burX4l9T39q86L1tcIlio"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Julia (not verified)</span> on 12 Dec 2007 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901150">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1901151" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1284450925"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>My favourite clichÃ©s are "We are doing science..." or "We have to promote collaboration"... After all, there is nothing more far away from the real world...</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1901151&1=default&2=en&3=" token="op3YWaxgxbk2WDtlpHVmlmM7kDcNpmdoqFwBVA9cBE8"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Vainamoinen (not verified)</span> on 14 Sep 2010 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/18383/feed#comment-1901151">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> </section> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/digitalbio/2007/12/05/science-cliches-what-are-your%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul> Wed, 05 Dec 2007 15:33:43 +0000 sporte 69594 at https://scienceblogs.com