Oreo Cookie https://scienceblogs.com/ en If a spider is in an Oreo Cookie, then evolution is true! https://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2013/03/14/if-a-spider-is-in-an-oreo-cookie-then-evolution-is-true <span>If a spider is in an Oreo Cookie, then evolution is true! </span> <div class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You know about the Atheists Nightmare, right? Also known as the Evolutionists Nightmare. No? It goes like this:</p> <object width="640" height="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vKGn9GH-Ww?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vKGn9GH-Ww?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object><p> That's pretty darn convincing. Until someone opens up some closed thing and there is some new species in there, then EVOLUTION IS MADE UP!!!1!!!</p> <p>Well, it turns out, Evolution is True. Some guy on the internet opened up an Oreo Cookie and inside was a new organism that could only be there IF IT EVOVED IN SIDE THE COOKIE!!1!! Look here's a picture:</p> <div style="width: 383px;display:block;margin:0 auto;"><a href="/files/gregladen/files/2013/03/spider-in_oreo_cookie.jpg"><img src="/files/gregladen/files/2013/03/spider-in_oreo_cookie.jpg" alt="spider evolved inside oreo cookie" width="373" height="373" class="size-full wp-image-16116" /></a> PROOF THAT EVOLUTION IS TRUE: This spider evolved inside this Oreo Cookie! </div> <p>A fake you say? A falsehood you say? Sorry, but <a href="http://www.snopes.com/photos/food/oreospider.asp">Snopes was unable to disprove that this spider appeared spontaneously inside this cookie. </a> Indeed, we all know that <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/01/22/stuff-that-cant-happen-happens/">stuff that can’t happen happens all the time</a>. If anything, <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2008/10/04/just-the-facts-maam/">Snopes will declare something false even when they can't</a>, so clearly, this spider did evolve in this Oreo Cookie. </p> <p>Evolution. It's real. </p> <p>BTW, if this happens to you and creates a spider problem in your house,<a href="http://scienceblogs.com/gregladen/2011/09/29/how-to-get-rid-of-spiders-in-y/"> we can fix that. </a></p> </div> <span><a title="View user profile." href="/author/gregladen" lang="" about="/author/gregladen" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">gregladen</a></span> <span>Thu, 03/14/2013 - 13:22</span> <div class="field field--name-field-blog-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-inline"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field--items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/evolution" hreflang="en">evolution</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/origin-life" hreflang="en">Origin of Life</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/creationism" hreflang="en">creationism</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/oreo-cookie" hreflang="en">Oreo Cookie</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/spider" hreflang="en">spider</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/tag/evolution" hreflang="en">evolution</a></div> </div> </div> <section> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451164" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363299716"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>It's still a spider. Checkmate, atheist!</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451164&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="GFpvc-wuSOZSWWA_OAlNC_TzOMdwAIXnhkBRW7xH6J0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Michael R Haubrich (not verified)</span> on 14 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451164">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451165" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363312447"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Obviously he never opened a can of Primordial Soup <a href="http://www.mbio.ncsu.edu/JWB/PrimordialSoup.jpeg">http://www.mbio.ncsu.edu/JWB/PrimordialSoup.jpeg</a></p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451165&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="eMed6qndM8sshQwiRguW5jbO8QqWnGDgvTflfVUw4dg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">JoeB (not verified)</span> on 14 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451165">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451166" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363334479"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>That argument which is based upon a totally inaccurate understanding of evolution is convincing to someone? Truly amazing.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451166&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="4bEJIXPLpvqRCSd4OEnIdFlFjr5kfJBaG2GzeFuFOIg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">The Phytophactor (not verified)</span> on 15 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451166">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451167" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363355416"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Phyto, inaccurate parodies of evolution are the basis of almost all creationist anti-evolution arguments.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451167&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ur8vlg1x5E21rTNGb__9LhIU7LtuP5vnKKsMrJAza7w"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Joffan (not verified)</span> on 15 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451167">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451168" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363364647"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>@Joffan, "almost"? Feeling generous today?</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451168&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="tB56ui5VMfEa9-3vvwqSRIEtFGqP4gkzxhg7iuy2_VY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Michael Kelsey (not verified)</span> on 15 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451168">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451169" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363426933"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Michael Kelsey, some inaccurate parodies of evolution are done to mock creationist anti-evolution arguments. This South Park scene immediately comes to mind.<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzSX37C5J4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LzSX37C5J4</a></p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451169&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="V8oSH3LkJuyDMt4AIRx7YErnbDfhX1K-soGTx8sNfTU"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Artor (not verified)</span> on 16 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451169">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451170" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363560926"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Thank Dog they don't make diabetic Oreo cookies or I'd have to say never again will this arachnophobe ever eat one :)</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451170&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="tiSKmH_IaKr-PPsQ-dHXrit5XiJihRRz5Xms-snrRoQ"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Doug Alder (not verified)</span> on 17 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451170">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-1451171" class="js-comment comment-wrapper clearfix"> <mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1363609569"></mark> <div class="well"> <strong></strong> <div class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This is so freakin fake. You can tell by the dirty area under the spider, that this cookie was pressed on to where the spider was. Like a floor or wall or other surface. Somebody is just trying to get easy money.</p> </div> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=1451171&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="0796AY8V7E2GQ5tatXZMp6G0RWWAKzuBJ0QCzYxJ2QA"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> <footer> <em>By <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Scott Dunn (not verified)</span> on 18 Mar 2013 <a href="https://scienceblogs.com/taxonomy/term/7188/feed#comment-1451171">#permalink</a></em> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> <div class="field field--name-user-picture field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <a href="/user/0" hreflang="und"><img src="/files/styles/thumbnail/public/default_images/icon-user.png?itok=yQw_eG_q" width="100" height="100" alt="User Image" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> </a> </div> </article> </footer> </article> </section> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-forbidden"><a href="/user/login?destination=/gregladen/2013/03/14/if-a-spider-is-in-an-oreo-cookie-then-evolution-is-true%23comment-form">Log in</a> to post comments</li></ul> Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:22:38 +0000 gregladen 32577 at https://scienceblogs.com