Search Term Poetry

Extreme Tracking keeps a list of the most popular search terms that direct readers to this blog. Read in order from the most popular one down, they form the following quatrains.

Aardvarchaeology nudity the Martin Rundkvist
Chinese lyrics, molluscum and incest
Sweden archaeology Blidmo Roger
Lamprey contagiosum — what pop, Swedish emo

Nude scintillating scotoma metal
Old humans are naked girls
For child circumcision blog review
Viking Scandinavian Mucha Medieval


  1. #1 Bee
    October 5, 2008

    This is very funny. All those nude referents, though – musta been that calendar shot, Martin.

  2. #2 Martin R
    October 5, 2008

    Actually, I think the entry all the one-handed nudity googlers tend to land on is the one about Scandy attitudes to nekkidness (which has no pics).

  3. #3 Pär
    October 5, 2008

    I always search for “scintillating scotoma” when I can’t recall the Aardvark URL offhand. In case that phrase has slipped my mind as well, I just go for nudity and forget what I was looking for in the first place.

    This is pretty much the Web in a nutshell.

  4. #4 DianaGainer
    October 5, 2008

    This probably has some kind of deep meaning (chuckle, chuckle) but I have no idea what it is. Great!

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