You talk to your expectorated matter. In “science-ese.” At least, by that post anyway, there’s no evidence it was expected to reply…

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  1. #1 llewelly
    April 27, 2006

    As long as your saliva doesn’t talk back, you’re ok.

  2. #2 Kate
    April 27, 2006

    Oddly enough, despite the fact that I measure hormone concentrations in saliva almost daily, I don’t talk to it. Perhaps if I started I would get better results?

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    April 27, 2006

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  4. #4 Jonathan Ehrich
    April 27, 2006

    When an order is given, the only reply expected is “Sir, yes sir!”

    However, my saliva has been very subordinate and nonresponsive of late…