What’s that you say? You still haven’t joined Twitter? You don’t see the point of constant 140-character status updates? Well, that’s suddenly okay! You can emulate the many developing third-world nations who leaped directly over landline telephones to cell networks, and bypass Twitter entirely for the next big thing: Flutter.
Now what we really need to do is figure out ways to harness Flutter to replace the mainstream media and transform science. Imagine lab goggles with your friends’ “flaps” scrolling across them: you’ll never need to leave the bench to “have a life!” w00t!