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There’s a new humor presence on Twitter and Facebook: rejectedcards. The author says, “I’m a copywriter for a major greeting card company. I get bored and create cards I know we’ll never print. These are those cards.”

Cards like. . .

“Another Year, Same Birthday Question: (inside) Are you sure you don’t want us to pull the plug?”

or

“So sorry you lost your job. Are there other professions that use poles?”

I wish this writer would collaborate with the snarky letterpress outlet Blue Barnhouse. I’d totally buy their products. But FYI: some of them are pretty offensive, so don’t say I didn’t warn you. . .

Comments

  1. #1 Katherine
    November 23, 2009

    Oh man, there were several I saw that I would totally buy and send/give to people I know.

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