The Japanese have created some. . . disturbing. . . signage for the Tokyo subway. Not only are all the signs populated with pupil-less passerby-zombies staring with blank jealousy at the youthful protagonists, but the messages are a little mixed:
That’s right – please go HOME to pass out in your own vomit minus a shoe. It’s the civilized thing to do.
Kicking bookworms in the knee is also best done at home. Unless you don’t have bookworms there to kick. In which case you can disregard this sign.
Go tell it on the mountain! (Why are you trying to take the subway to the mountain anyway?)
I thought we already told you to go HOME before you drink yourself into a stupor. That’s where passing out is most enjoyable. And did you lose your shoe again?
And finally. . .
Yeah, that’s right. The only appropriate place to playfully grab a woman and shove her off the edge of a platform into danger is. . . the BEACH, you Crocs-wearing Neanderthal! Geez!
Now you are prepared to ride the Tokyo subway. You’re welcome.