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Holy moly.

A pant-hoot and a vigorous grooming session go to Frink Tank for unearthing this pile of Christmongering termites.


  1. #1 xBarry31
    September 4, 2006

    Who would tape their kids mouth shut with tape that says LIFE? Why on earth would god need an army? And what had they said that caused that lttle girl to cry? Yuk.

  2. #2 somnilista, FCD
    September 4, 2006

    Last Year Kent “Dr. Dino” Hovind put on a Creation Boot Camp. You can find out what went on by buying the DVDs.

    The horror. The horror.

  3. #3 Jim
    September 4, 2006

    Can you spell “American Madrasa”?

    This is yet another example of my concept of “The Unlightenment”. Vile. Simply vile.

  4. #4 kemibe
    September 4, 2006

    What’s really a shame is that a film trailer invariably includes what the film’s producers see as its most appealing and alluring scenes and themes. I can just picture scads of Americans have have similarly undergone non-surgical lobotomies sitting in theaters and weeping right along with these poor fucking kids, overwhelmed by the power and grace of delusion, er, Jesus Christ.

    I wish I could view such “camps” as mere cultural variants and tell myself there are many paths to spiritual fulfillment, etc. But that wild-eyed bovine in the trailer made it abundantly clear that the main goal of such “camps” is to prepare Christians to take over every aspect of the U.S.

  5. #5 fmem
    September 4, 2006

    What’s striking to me is that, unlike public schools, they actually affirm their kids, tell them they can make a difference, and really mean it. For any one individual that may not be “reality based,” but it makes the difference when it comes to who controls the country.

    Psychos: 1
    Secular society: 0

  6. #6 mr.orange
    September 4, 2006

    For more of this kind of deliciousness, check out the raving atheist where the ‘Tank originally got this from:


  7. #7 Bill from Dover
    September 4, 2006

    Little Eichmanns.

  8. #8 Jeff Knapp
    September 5, 2006

    Frightening, very frightening.

    Yes folks, this kind of scary, brainwashing, emotionally based indoctrination is what we are competing against.

  9. #9 JKB
    September 6, 2006

    Stoned soldier 1: Do you care if it falls?
    Stoned soldier 2: What?

    Stoned soldier 1: The Roman Empire.
    Stoned soldier 2: …Fuck it!
    Stoned soldier 1: he-he-he…

    Is that a mullet or a rattail? It’s quite fetching.

  10. #10 Doc Bushwell
    September 7, 2006

    mr. orange, NonProphet is a tasty treat.

    Re: the Christian coiffure – I’d say it’s a rat tail.

    The film will be released on or around about September 15.

  11. #11 oldhippie
    September 7, 2006

    Hard to see looking at the trailer whether it was for real or a spoof. But then extreme christianity is so whacko it is pretty hard to spoof.

  12. #12 Doc Bushwell
    September 7, 2006

    Whacko it is, and it’s not a spoof.

    IMDb site for “Jesus Camp”

    and here’s the summary and general release date (Sept. 22, 2006) of the film from the New York Times:

    Jesus Camp capsule in the NYT Movies

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