Not one cent!

“Not one penny…”!!!

My Precious vanished…

Sb Mug

My Precious!

and then…

Ransom Note

Kidnapped! Thieves!

desperate times indeed.

But the ass. made one critical mistake..

while they were distracted by some science bits, it being proposal season, you know, they left their lair unguarded, and our superbly NASA-trained team of astro ninjas carried out a successful extraction!

They’ll now just have to take their chances in the NSF and ROSES lottery like everyone else.


  1. #1 Dr. Skepto
    March 4, 2013

    That’s a pretty lame ransom note. It says “please” (although it spells it incorrectly). Only an asst. prof. could have written something like that…

  2. #2 crd2
    March 6, 2013

    Shenanigans and tomfoolery abound!

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