"Not one penny..."!!!
My Precious vanished...
My Precious!
and then...
Kidnapped! Thieves!
desperate times indeed.
But the ass. made one critical mistake..
while they were distracted by some science bits, it being proposal season, you know, they left their lair unguarded, and our superbly NASA-trained team of astro ninjas carried out a successful extraction!
They'll now just have to take their chances in the NSF and ROSES lottery like everyone else.
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Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.
- Benjamin Disraeli
And, from the surely-it-can't-get-any-weirder department: After John Lott made people promise not to reveal the questions in his new survey, Mary Rosh
my precious has returned from its mystery excursion
Today I'll be writing a series of blogposts from the Falling Walls conference in Berlin. Each speaker is invited to discuss the ideas, inventions, and discoveries they believe will break down walls in their field.
That's a pretty lame ransom note. It says "please" (although it spells it incorrectly). Only an asst. prof. could have written something like that...
Shenanigans and tomfoolery abound!