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Happily Ever After

When reading fairy tales as a kid, I always wondered at the end how that ‘happily ever after’ looked like. I never imagined it, in my childhood innocence, that it would be like this:



  1. #1 Romeo Vitelli
    April 18, 2009

    Anyone who shacks up with seven strange dwarfs has no reason to be picky.

  2. #2 Pierce R. Butler
    April 18, 2009

    Snow & PC moved to New York, along with his two other ex-wives and a slew of their fellow Fables.

  3. #3 Paul Sunstone
    April 18, 2009

    The only surprising thing about this outcome is the couple are collectively about 200 lbs underweight for a middle aged American couple.

  4. #4 Ian
    April 20, 2009

    Have you never seen the “Happily Never After” movie?!

    Just FYI, the “Happily Ever After” ending to Ms White’s story is obviously a snow job and has been dwarfed by subsequent tales. The HEA is owned by Apple.

    Sleeping Beauty’s HEA has been completely controlled by spin doctors for years.

    Hansel & Gretels’ HEA was nothing but a half-baked idea.

    And Thumbelina’s HEA is of little account.

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