When reading fairy tales as a kid, I always wondered at the end how that 'happily ever after' looked like. I never imagined it, in my childhood innocence, that it would be like this:
Have you never seen the "Happily Never After" movie?!
Just FYI, the "Happily Ever After" ending to Ms White's story is obviously a snow job and has been dwarfed by subsequent tales. The HEA is owned by Apple.
Sleeping Beauty's HEA has been completely controlled by spin doctors for years.
Hansel & Gretels' HEA was nothing but a half-baked idea.
Anyone who shacks up with seven strange dwarfs has no reason to be picky.
Snow & PC moved to New York, along with his two other ex-wives and a slew of their fellow Fables.
The only surprising thing about this outcome is the couple are collectively about 200 lbs underweight for a middle aged American couple.
Have you never seen the "Happily Never After" movie?!
Just FYI, the "Happily Ever After" ending to Ms White's story is obviously a snow job and has been dwarfed by subsequent tales. The HEA is owned by Apple.
Sleeping Beauty's HEA has been completely controlled by spin doctors for years.
Hansel & Gretels' HEA was nothing but a half-baked idea.
And Thumbelina's HEA is of little account.