But this time, being late is further proof of my point. (It
would have proved it more convincingly if I never went to a party.)
Additional evidence: in eighth grade, I got a book from the library to
learn to use a slide rule. When I was 17, I learned computer
programing. I use Linux. I have two LCD monitors
connected to the computer I am using now, which I built a few years
One of the questions on the nerd test asked if I own a laptop.
But how many of you have ever opened your laptop to upgrade
the hard drive? OK, but how many of you upgraded twice?