BEHOLD! THE POWER OF UD!

OMG YOU GUYS! You wont BELIEVE the incredible traffic spike I got from a front-page UD link!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

WE.

ARE.

SCREWED!!

Game over, guys! Game over! RUN AWAY!!!!

Comments

  1. #1 Stacy S.
    July 10, 2008

    You are very popular! :-)

  2. #2 ERV
    July 10, 2008

    WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??

    EVILUTION IS CRUMBLING AROUND US!

    CREATIONISTS ARE WINNING! WE CANT FIGHT THIS SHIT! WERE SURROUNDED!

    RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

  3. #3 Waitingfortenure
    July 10, 2008

    oh noes! maybe you should have framed better.

  4. #4 James McGrath
    July 10, 2008

    And now a thousand people will go over there looking for the post linking to you, and all the folks at UD will be happy…

    And maybe a couple of people will click to see my blog because I wrote this…

    Round and round it goes…

  5. #5 Dustin
    July 11, 2008

    Even though the cracker inquisition is in full swing, this is still the funniest thing I’ve seen today.

  6. #6 llewelly
    July 11, 2008

    That’s it ERV. You’ve proved acceptance of evolution is a not an adaptive behavior. Richard Dawkins has guaranteed our extinction. All we can do now is go find some nice, peaceful anoxic lake bottom where sediment is accumulating and we can be buried and fossilized.

  7. #7 Jonathan
    July 11, 2008

    ERV-

    how can you withstand such pressure? Surely you must believe in Jesus by now?

  8. #8 Bayesian Bouffant, FCD
    July 11, 2008

    Here’s a better idea than reading UD: diet water

  9. #9 Stacy S.
    July 11, 2008

    Dustin … I saw something pretty funny too!

  10. #10 Sili
    July 11, 2008

    I’m disappointed by how many people must be reading you at work.

  11. #11 Optimus Primate
    July 11, 2008

    Am I the only one who enjoys pronouncing “UD” as if it were a monosyllabic word?

    Try it with me: “Uhd.”

    Somehow it just fits better.

  12. #12 John Kwok
    July 11, 2008

    Aaah now, we can’t spoil the fun for the Uncommonly Dense crowd now, shall we? Or rather, they’re merely showing that they’re Uncommon Dissent.

  13. I’m more worried that you get all these pretty color graphs. Why don’t I get pretty colored graphs? Why does Google analytics hate me so?! D:

  14. #14 Bayesian Bouffant, FCD
    July 11, 2008

    Am I the only one who enjoys pronouncing “UD” as if it were a monosyllabic word?

    So people who hang out there would be udders?

  15. #15 themadlolscientist, FCD
    July 11, 2008

    maybe you should have framed better

    May I suggest a simple, unobtrusive brushed aluminum?

    Am I the only one who enjoys pronouncing “UD” as if it were a monosyllabic word?

    Nope. That’s the first thing I thought of as I was skimming through the feeds this morning. It’s also highly appropriate when you consider that “UHD” is a anagram of “DUH.”

    So people who hang out there would be udders?

    You’ve got me tittering. ;-)

  16. #16 Stacy S
    July 11, 2008

    So people who hang out there would be udders?
    You’ve got me tittering

    I can’t take the punishment. ;-)

  17. #17 Stacy S.
    July 11, 2008

    Aaacck! PUN ishment!!

  18. #18 Interrobang
    July 11, 2008

    UD. Rhymes with “FUD.” There’s an “eff-word” joke in there somewhere, but I haz teh dum today and can’t get to it…

    However, you are perfectly free, AFAIC, to start calling UD “Uncertainty and Doubt.” :)

  19. #19 Jonathan
    July 11, 2008

    U.D.= Unrelenting Dishonesty?

  20. #20 themadlolscientist, FCD
    July 18, 2008

    Aaacck! PUN ishment!!

    I always try to milk a pun for all it’s worth. You’d be udderly disappointed if I didn’t. (And I suppose I’d be udderly disappointed if someone didn’t have a cow about it.)

    As Albert Hitchcock once said: “Puns are the highest form of literature.”

    Move over, Will. :-)

  21. #21 Brian Ogilvie
    July 19, 2008

    And here I thought you were talking about University Diaries….

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