BEHOLD! THE POWER OF UD!

OMG YOU GUYS! You wont BELIEVE the incredible traffic spike I got from a front-page UD link!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

WE.

ARE.

SCREWED!!

Game over, guys! Game over! RUN AWAY!!!!

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WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??

EVILUTION IS CRUMBLING AROUND US!

CREATIONISTS ARE WINNING! WE CANT FIGHT THIS SHIT! WERE SURROUNDED!

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

And now a thousand people will go over there looking for the post linking to you, and all the folks at UD will be happy...

And maybe a couple of people will click to see my blog because I wrote this...

Round and round it goes...

Even though the cracker inquisition is in full swing, this is still the funniest thing I've seen today.

That's it ERV. You've proved acceptance of evolution is a not an adaptive behavior. Richard Dawkins has guaranteed our extinction. All we can do now is go find some nice, peaceful anoxic lake bottom where sediment is accumulating and we can be buried and fossilized.

Here's a better idea than reading UD: diet water

By Bayesian Bouff… (not verified) on 11 Jul 2008 #permalink

I'm disappointed by how many people must be reading you at work.

Aaah now, we can't spoil the fun for the Uncommonly Dense crowd now, shall we? Or rather, they're merely showing that they're Uncommon Dissent.

By John Kwok (not verified) on 11 Jul 2008 #permalink

Am I the only one who enjoys pronouncing "UD" as if it were a monosyllabic word?

So people who hang out there would be udders?

By Bayesian Bouff… (not verified) on 11 Jul 2008 #permalink

maybe you should have framed better

May I suggest a simple, unobtrusive brushed aluminum?

Am I the only one who enjoys pronouncing "UD" as if it were a monosyllabic word?

Nope. That's the first thing I thought of as I was skimming through the feeds this morning. It's also highly appropriate when you consider that "UHD" is a anagram of "DUH."

So people who hang out there would be udders?

You've got me tittering. ;-)

By themadlolscien… (not verified) on 11 Jul 2008 #permalink

UD. Rhymes with "FUD." There's an "eff-word" joke in there somewhere, but I haz teh dum today and can't get to it...

However, you are perfectly free, AFAIC, to start calling UD "Uncertainty and Doubt." :)

By Interrobang (not verified) on 11 Jul 2008 #permalink

Aaacck! PUN ishment!!

I always try to milk a pun for all it's worth. You'd be udderly disappointed if I didn't. (And I suppose I'd be udderly disappointed if someone didn't have a cow about it.)

As Albert Hitchcock once said: "Puns are the highest form of literature."

Move over, Will. :-)

By themadlolscien… (not verified) on 18 Jul 2008 #permalink