Lets say you are a super hero. You are in cognito at this huge fancy party the Mayor is throwing, and you get word that one of the party guests is really a mad scientist/evil genius whos about to do something really mad/evil. You can stop them, but the mad scientist/evil genius is in cognito too. How do you pick them out of the crowd?
One handy physical identifier of a mad scientist/evil genius is their crazy hair*.
Go on, Google Image ‘mad scientist’.
We have crazy hair.
Its not just the antisocial aspect of it (dont touch me), but we just dont have time for this sort of thing. My last haircut was sometime last September or October. I remember back in March thinking “Ugh, I need to get a haircut.” And then in May when it got really hot I was like “Shit. I need to get a hair cut.” Finally, today, at the end of July, I got another hair cut.
But a problem I had March–>today was what to do with my crazy compound Mormon-length hair. Certainly cant wear it down at work. Braids look dowdy. Pony-tails got saggy. I loved doing a Lara Croft braid, but that gets old. What I really would have loved to do was wrap all my hair up in a chignon, but my hair is so fine and super thick, all the bobby-pins in the world wouldnt hold it.
SPIN CLIPS by Goody are freaking amazing*! Check out YouTube— Chicks are freaking out over these things, with good reason. So, once again, I had creepy compound Mormon-length hair. Super fine. Super thick. These two stupid little clips kept my hair in a bun not only through an entire day of work, but through 45 minutes of boxing! With no ponytail holder or any other hair apparatus. I tried them several times to make sure the boxing thing wasnt a fluke– But it wasnt. These are two tough little stupid clips.
So now I have a nice normal haircut again, and Ive got spin clips, so I can blend seamlessly into crowds ? YAY!!
* DOES NOT WORK for bald mad scientists/evil geniuses.