Adventures in Ethics and Science

Possibly related to the last post. The lyrics are original.

(For this, you need to imagine the younger Free-Ride offspring humming in the background as the elder sings.)

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
We’re sorry that we killed ya.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
At least we didn’t grill ya.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Our only Christmas casualty.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Be thankful we don’t “nil” ya.

Comments

  1. #1 Comrade PhysioProf
    December 22, 2009

    w00t! SING THE DREIDEL SONG!!!

  2. #2 Jim Thomerson
    December 22, 2009

    If I understood correctly, the person who supplied the White House christmas tree said that it was either that or the tree would end up in toilet paper.

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