The elder Free-Ride offspring breaks into song.

Possibly related to the last post. The lyrics are original.

(For this, you need to imagine the younger Free-Ride offspring humming in the background as the elder sings.)

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
We're sorry that we killed ya.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
At least we didn't grill ya.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Our only Christmas casualty.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Be thankful we don't "nil" ya.

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Thanks largely to the leather canary, I've amassed a surprising number of non-sucky Christmas songs this year.
I'm beat, and I have a ton of stuff to do today, so here's some seasonally-appropriate filler.
A predictably stupid discussion of this xkcd cartoon in a place I can't link to reminded me that I haven't posted the list of Christmas songs that don't suck yet this year.

If I understood correctly, the person who supplied the White House christmas tree said that it was either that or the tree would end up in toilet paper.

By Jim Thomerson (not verified) on 22 Dec 2009 #permalink