Possibly related to the last post. The lyrics are original.
(For this, you need to imagine the younger Free-Ride offspring humming in the background as the elder sings.)
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
We're sorry that we killed ya.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
At least we didn't grill ya.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Our only Christmas casualty.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Be thankful we don't "nil" ya.
More like this
Thanks largely to the leather canary, I've amassed a surprising number of non-sucky Christmas songs this year.
I'm beat, and I have a ton of stuff to do today, so here's some seasonally-appropriate filler.
A predictably stupid discussion of this xkcd cartoon in a place I can't link to reminded me that I haven't posted the list of Christmas songs that don't suck yet this year.
w00t! SING THE DREIDEL SONG!!!
If I understood correctly, the person who supplied the White House christmas tree said that it was either that or the tree would end up in toilet paper.