On the rare occasion that I find myself in a church ...

... I usually become very nauseated or fall asleep.

(If I was Woody Allen there would be a joke about sex right about here)

Anyway, I'm with Bill...

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Last time I was in a church was for the funeral of my paternal Grandmother. It was interesting to say the least.

I've been told that when I dislike someone or something I get this look on my face that clearly says "Stay the hell away from me."

The priest shook everyones hand except mine.

Would you please take a picture next time? I'll have to enter a church in late April, which should be enough time to train that look at home with a mirror.