On the rare occasion that I find myself in a church ...

... I usually become very nauseated or fall asleep.

(If I was Woody Allen there would be a joke about sex right about here)

Anyway, I'm with Bill...

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Those are two subjects that leave me queasily nauseated, so this time I'll let John Lynch have the honor of poking about in the puke.
Oh, this is just unbelievable. Thanks Mmme P for digging this up for our enjoyment. You must be assimilated. Into the suburban borg. Anything else is animalistic tribalism.
Whoa — Richard Dawkins will be on Revelation TV — it looks the the British version of the Trinity Broadcast Network or similar jebus-walloping station — shortly, at 3:30 GMT.
A provocative post over at the Intersection.

Last time I was in a church was for the funeral of my paternal Grandmother. It was interesting to say the least.

I've been told that when I dislike someone or something I get this look on my face that clearly says "Stay the hell away from me."

The priest shook everyones hand except mine.

Would you please take a picture next time? I'll have to enter a church in late April, which should be enough time to train that look at home with a mirror.