Finally, Bigfoot has been found.
It is reported that Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, of Georgia, have found a bigfoot body, over seven feet tall. They’ve put bigfoot into a freezer, snapped a few grainy photographs, and will let the rest of us see it some time in the future.
Bigfoot expert Tom Biscardi has seen the find and assures us that it is genuine.
A limited amount of information will be released at a press conference on Friday.
This bigfoot has …
… reddish hair and black-grey eyes. [and] flat feet – similar to a human’s – and a footprint that spans over 40cm.
Mr Whitton and Mr Dyer have said they will not show it at the press conference – fuelling suspicion about the legitimacy of their claims.
Instead they have released some grainy photos of the remains, which they are keeping in a large freezer at an unknown location.
More information here, at SkyNews.