The word on the street is that PZ Myers has been surgically updated and will return home soon, probably tomorrow. My understanding is that he received a stent, which is routine, but as long as they had him on the table they also upgraded his laser eye blaster tubes and retractable squid arm assemblies. So look out.

Comments

  1. #1 D. C. Sessions
    August 24, 2010

    You know what they say about stents? “This too shall bypass.”

  2. #2 Glendon Mellow
    August 24, 2010

    But his beard is still intact, right?

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    August 24, 2010

    Ah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but … they were going for a mod to the beard and there was an unexpected problem. It looks more like this now:
    http://poorlydressed.com/2009/07/17/santa-squid-face/

  4. #4 D. C. Sessions
    August 24, 2010

    Greg, that’s a known problem with poorly-grounded cautery devices.

  5. #5 Janice in Toronto
    August 24, 2010

    Well, this is good news…

    Thanks for the update.

  6. #6 Flora
    August 24, 2010

    Thanks for the update! I want me some laser eye blaster tubes too…. :-)