The word on the street is that PZ Myers has been surgically updated and will return home soon, probably tomorrow. My understanding is that he received a stent, which is routine, but as long as they had him on the table they also upgraded his laser eye blaster tubes and retractable squid arm assemblies. So look out.


  1. #1 D. C. Sessions
    August 24, 2010

    You know what they say about stents? “This too shall bypass.”

  2. #2 Glendon Mellow
    August 24, 2010

    But his beard is still intact, right?

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    August 24, 2010

    Ah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but … they were going for a mod to the beard and there was an unexpected problem. It looks more like this now:

  4. #4 D. C. Sessions
    August 24, 2010

    Greg, that’s a known problem with poorly-grounded cautery devices.

  5. #5 Janice in Toronto
    August 24, 2010

    Well, this is good news…

    Thanks for the update.

  6. #6 Flora
    August 24, 2010

    Thanks for the update! I want me some laser eye blaster tubes too…. :-)