Senseless Christmas Carnage

The cookies. THE COOOOKIESSSSSS!!!!!!

Hat tip: Doug


  1. #1 Mike Haubrich
    December 25, 2010

    That’s why I am not a vegetarian. I like my food dead before I eat it.

  2. #2 The Science Pundit
    December 25, 2010

    You can’t really blame the guy in red who climbed out of the smokestack. It was the cookies’ “loving” creator, who created them with the specific knowledge and intention that they should be eaten and tortured by the angel who fell from the chimney, who is ultimately responsible for their fate.

  3. #3 Greg Laden
    December 25, 2010

    I have a personal Santa who brings me cookies on Christmas and does not eat my cookies.