Senseless Christmas Carnage

The cookies. THE COOOOKIESSSSSS!!!!!!

Hat tip: Doug

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That's why I am not a vegetarian. I like my food dead before I eat it.

By Mike Haubrich (not verified) on 25 Dec 2010 #permalink

You can't really blame the guy in red who climbed out of the smokestack. It was the cookies' "loving" creator, who created them with the specific knowledge and intention that they should be eaten and tortured by the angel who fell from the chimney, who is ultimately responsible for their fate.