I very rarely read a story on the WCCO web site. That’s my local news station. I don’t scroll down below the headlines, and that by the way means that I don’t see any of the wonderful ads that are down there. I often don’t respond to facebook conversations with anything more than a sentence, but rather, put my thoughts in a text editor and then post them somewhere, usually not facebook. Lately, I’ve stopped with any extensive responses on Google+ as well.
Well imagine that you are using the ancient technologies of pen and paper, writing an important letter while at work. And every now and then one of the other adults in the room comes over and grabs the paper you are writing on and moves it six inches and puts it under a tray off full soup bowls that you now have to move to get back to your letter. Imagine this happens every time you try to write a letter at work that happens. Imagine you are trying to read a book before you go to bed at night and every 45 seconds your significant other reaches over, grabs the book, flips to a page you are not currently reading, and hand the book back to you, leaving it up to you to relocate your spot. Imagine your SigOth does this once or twice a minute. You would stop writing at work and reading in bed. I’ve stopped reading my local news web site or trying to write in facebook comment boxes or even on the far superior G+ because similar things keep happening to me.
If you are commenting on a thread of facebook, there is a good chance the comment box is near the lower left hand corner of the screen. If the thread is highly active, this is where the stupid little notices saying “so and so has done this or that” occur as people do thins like “liking” or like commenting. This box tends to occur over where you are writing. Then, you can either wait for it to go away and hope another does not come along, or you can click it away. But if you click it away, the functionally deformed facebook comment boxes put your cursor in a different location than it previously was, with no indication as to where it is, and you can’t easily move it back into place. You might as well have someone grabbing the paper you are writing on and hiding it somewhere where you can find it but inconvenient and annoyingly so every few seconds. Did the people who designed this interface ever use it? No, obviously not.
As you read Google+ threads they move by as more posts are added to the top. Other similar interfaces such as Twitter just build up a counter at the top of the thread so the “book” isn’t grabbed away from the reader every few seconds. Something like this happened in Facebook as well. But Google+ has not learned from its competitors and has made its thread essentially fontanels, and now, Facebook seems to have broken itself in yet another way by altering its interface to scroll dynamically as things are added to it. Clearly, the people who designed these interfaces have never used them.
The local news site I mentioned refreshes itself every several seconds. I have no idea why. Nothing in the news changes, but the page reloads. I assume this has something to do with ads. But if you are reading along, it’s about 10 column inches of reading before the next refresh, which moves the page back to the top in the browser window. Then you have to scroll back down the page and find where you were had been interrupted. It is impossible to imagine that the people who designed this interface can even read, or at least, that they ever read their own site.
Am I to believe that none of this stuff is for reading anyway? Is it the case that people just stare at their computer screens, watching things scroll by that they never actually look at? Does anyone care that all these interfaces are broken? Does anyone care that with each and every iteration of snorking methodology the interfaces and other aspects of the technology regress rather than progress in ease of use and logic of functionality? Has anyone else noticed any of this?
Oh,and by the way, if you are a Google+ user and you think life is all about posting as many moving GIFs as possible, imma uncircle you.
That is all. Thank you very much.