You know about the Atheists Nightmare, right? Also known as the Evolutionists Nightmare. No? It goes like this:

That’s pretty darn convincing. Until someone opens up some closed thing and there is some new species in there, then EVOLUTION IS MADE UP!!!1!!!

Well, it turns out, Evolution is True. Some guy on the internet opened up an Oreo Cookie and inside was a new organism that could only be there IF IT EVOVED IN SIDE THE COOKIE!!1!! Look here’s a picture:

spider evolved inside oreo cookie

PROOF THAT EVOLUTION IS TRUE: This spider evolved inside this Oreo Cookie!

A fake you say? A falsehood you say? Sorry, but Snopes was unable to disprove that this spider appeared spontaneously inside this cookie. Indeed, we all know that stuff that can’t happen happens all the time. If anything, Snopes will declare something false even when they can’t, so clearly, this spider did evolve in this Oreo Cookie.

Evolution. It’s real.

BTW, if this happens to you and creates a spider problem in your house, we can fix that.

Comments

  1. #1 Michael R Haubrich
    United States
    March 14, 2013

    It’s still a spider. Checkmate, atheist!

  2. #2 JoeB
    March 15, 2013

    Obviously he never opened a can of Primordial Soup http://www.mbio.ncsu.edu/JWB/PrimordialSoup.jpeg

  3. #3 The Phytophactor
    March 15, 2013

    That argument which is based upon a totally inaccurate understanding of evolution is convincing to someone? Truly amazing.

  4. #4 Joffan
    March 15, 2013

    Phyto, inaccurate parodies of evolution are the basis of almost all creationist anti-evolution arguments.

  5. #5 Michael Kelsey
    SLAC National Accelerator Laboratory
    March 15, 2013

    @Joffan, “almost”? Feeling generous today?

  6. #6 Artor
    March 16, 2013

    Michael Kelsey, some inaccurate parodies of evolution are done to mock creationist anti-evolution arguments. This South Park scene immediately comes to mind.

  7. #7 Doug Alder
    March 17, 2013

    Thank Dog they don’t make diabetic Oreo cookies or I’d have to say never again will this arachnophobe ever eat one :)

  8. #8 Scott Dunn
    Salem Ohio
    March 18, 2013

    This is so freakin fake. You can tell by the dirty area under the spider, that this cookie was pressed on to where the spider was. Like a floor or wall or other surface. Somebody is just trying to get easy money.