Donald Trump is meeting, this morning, with the editor of Vogue and the owners of Vogue’s overarching publishing company.

This can only mean one thing. We will be seeing The Donald on the cover of the famous magazine sooner than later.

This revelation comes after a long night of sweaty drunken tweets by the Oligarch, in which he compared himself favorably too Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The good news: Trump’s mind is on things other than how to run the United States government. That has to be a good thing.



  1. #1 Desertphile
    January 6, 2017

    Hey! Stop dissing our new dictator! He’s white! Have you no shame? No respect? No fascist tendencies?

  2. #2 Bruce Jensen
    SF Bay Area, CA
    January 6, 2017

    Does anybody know the MSL elevations of Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago?

  3. #3 Bruce Jensen
    January 6, 2017

    With his inability to be specific about anything, he’d be more appropriate on a magazine called “Vague.”

  4. #4 Lars Karlsson
    January 6, 2017

    Ha! Admit that you are jealous of Drumpf’s gigantic ego. Nobody else has an ego like the mangled apricot hellbeast. His ego is like a supernova!

  5. #5 Wow
    January 6, 2017

    “His ego is like a supernova!”

    It’s YUGE! Especially in those tiny baby-mitts he has for hands.

  6. #6 dean
    United States
    January 6, 2017

    “…mangled apricot hellbeast…”

    Really? Take a look at this and see if that still comes to mind.

  7. #7 Wow
    January 6, 2017

    When they run the photoshop to get rid of blemishes,how much of the orangutan-wearing-shredded-wheat will be left?

  8. #8 Obstreperous Applesauce
    January 6, 2017

    What I want to know is, will he wear mascara and have a pouty expression like his wife Melanoma taught him? I hear hazmat orange will be de rigueur in 2017.