Donald Trump is meeting, this morning, with the editor of Vogue and the owners of Vogue's overarching publishing company.
This can only mean one thing. We will be seeing The Donald on the cover of the famous magazine sooner than later.
This revelation comes after a long night of sweaty drunken tweets by the Oligarch, in which he compared himself favorably too Arnold Schwarzenegger.
The good news: Trump's mind is on things other than how to run the United States government. That has to be a good thing.
Hey! Stop dissing our new dictator! He's white! Have you no shame? No respect? No fascist tendencies?
Does anybody know the MSL elevations of Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago?
With his inability to be specific about anything, he'd be more appropriate on a magazine called "Vague."
Ha! Admit that you are jealous of Drumpf's gigantic ego. Nobody else has an ego like the mangled apricot hellbeast. His ego is like a supernova!
"His ego is like a supernova!"
It's YUGE! Especially in those tiny baby-mitts he has for hands.
"...mangled apricot hellbeast..."
Really? Take a look at this and see if that still comes to mind.
When they run the photoshop to get rid of blemishes,how much of the orangutan-wearing-shredded-wheat will be left?
What I want to know is, will he wear mascara and have a pouty expression like his wife Melanoma taught him? I hear hazmat orange will be de rigueur in 2017.