Living the Scientific Life (Scientist, Interrupted)

Spermatogenocide

Horrors! The Martian Landers, Spirit and Opportunity, are filming on the planet Mars RIGHT NOW with their electron microscope-cameras, but not sharing this important information with us. However, my army of spies found a classroom biology documentary from the future that you will enjoy (follow the link or view the embedded video above by clicking on the little arrow). Why? Because it is all about sex. SEX SEXX SEXXX.

(There, that should increase my traffic, ha!)

I must warn you, dear readers, there is some clay monster nudity, along with simulated stop-motion sex in this film. This film is animated in claymation by Douglass Smith, aka Reverend Ivan Stang, devotee of Slack Master and by the amazing Sex God J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, who discovered the conspiracy and an invasion by UFOs, and founded The Church of the SubGenius, an adults-only religion for mutants, misfits, weirdos. Turn up the sound, but don’t try this with dial-up.

Your quiz is below the fold.

Thanks, Ian!

Vocabulary Quiz (define each word, 1 point each, and yes, spelling counts)

amphetaphase

gameteoroid

hermaphroditic autofusion

metafetal larvae

munjo bodies

parthenomodulation

scronad

ejaculatorial flagellia

prostaglacolene

schzizofusion

zygrope

epizootus

superdynamation

psychoplasm

spermatogenocide

Nominated (!!) to Animalcules,
a bi-weekly blog carnival focusing on all things microbial,
Issue 4.

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Comments

  1. #1 Bob
    March 21, 2006

    Ahhh, now this make sense…

    “In a related development, a spokesman for the Family Research Council today denounced President Bushís plans for a manned mission to Mars later in this century. Reginald Dwight, associate vice chair of the Council, said at a news conference that manned space exploration of the kind proposed by Bush would contribute to the deterioration of the American family. ďMars ainít the kind of place to raise your kids,Ē said Dwight. ďIn fact, itís cold as hell. And thereís no one there to raise them, if you did.Ē Asked whether the Council would eventually support civil unions on Mars or perhaps one of the gaseous outer planets, Dwight replied, ďI think itís gonna be a long long timeĒ before Christian conservatives would be willing to consider gay and lesbian rights anywhere in the known solar system.”

    http://www.michaelberube.com/index.php/weblog/fresh_new_old_stuff/

  2. #2 b49777
    March 21, 2006

    Too good. I wonder if I could use that in class if I get parent permission forms. Since it’s not ‘human’ sex (is it sex?) I should be off the hook. yeah, right

  3. #3 J-Dog
    March 21, 2006

    Somebody better tell the FRC that we’ll see them this weekend, cause Saturday night’s all right for fightin’. Got to get a little action in.

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